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Swearing parrots separated after telling folk where to go

Five African grey parrots at a Lincolnshire zoo believed to be a bad influence on each other


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Five foul-mouthed parrots have been separated after learning to swear at a Lincolnshire zoo.

The parrots – named Billy, Elsie, Eric, Jade and Tyson – joined Lincolnshire Wildlife Park’s colony of 200 grey parrots in August. But soon after, they started encouraging each other to swear.

“We saw it very quickly – we are quite used to parrots swearing but we’ve never had five at the same time,” Steve Nichols, CEO of the wildlife park, told PA. “Most parrots clam up outside, but for some reason these five relish it.”


“People have come to us but they think it’s highly amusing, we haven’t had one complaint,” he said. “When a parrot tells you to fuck off, it amuses people very highly. It’s brought a big smile to a really hard year.”


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Brilliant, I could never tire of being told to “fuck off” by a gang of foul mouthed parrots.
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Chad Sexington wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:55 pm Brilliant, I could never tire of being told to “fuck off” by a gang of foul mouthed parrots.
Could you imagine a bar in Phnom Penh with a couple of foul mouthed parrots to abuse people all day!

What phrases would you teach them?
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Doc67 wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:01 pm
Chad Sexington wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:55 pm Brilliant, I could never tire of being told to “fuck off” by a gang of foul mouthed parrots.
Could you imagine a bar in Phnom Penh with a couple of foul mouthed parrots to abuse people all day!

What phrases would you teach them?
How about “get your fucking hand out of that tarts knickers you baldy fat cunt” for starters (apologies to any balding fat cunts reading this)
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Chad Sexington wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:16 pm
Doc67 wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:01 pm
Chad Sexington wrote: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:55 pm Brilliant, I could never tire of being told to “fuck off” by a gang of foul mouthed parrots.
Could you imagine a bar in Phnom Penh with a couple of foul mouthed parrots to abuse people all day!

What phrases would you teach them?
How about “get your fucking hand out of that tarts knickers you baldy fat cunt” for starters (apologies to any balding fat cunts reading this)
F.O. and Fat C**t for sure.

"she's a hooker" would be a good one. Or "ladyboy"
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Maybe they were saying something ok 👌 but it sounded like something else Image
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This place is a stones throw from Skeggy .... probably a factor in their behaviour.
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My family has a Congo Gray that must be about 30 years old. It can copy all sorts of sounds like doors squeaking, toilets flushing and people calling for each other - leading to a lot of confusion. It was swearing for a while and my mother was disgusted and wanted to get rid of it. It's only friendly with some people, I'm one of them. One time my uncle was around and the bird was on my shoulder. My uncle put his arms around myself and my sister for a photo and this freaked the bird out so he jumped onto my face, dug his claws into my nose and face and started flapping away. Fucking thing cut my face to bits.
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Animal abuse!

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