In the event of my demise.

1. I’m resolutely intent on outlasting most of whom I know. I rarely read much beyond the headlines. You’re safe...ish.

2. If I die in the course of my job, there’s a good chance 200+ bods in disposable paper suits and shoes Will spend considerable time sorting the small bag of squishy bits from the 30tonnes of aluminium and jet fuel, Only to determine that My last breakfast was likely disappointing before incinerating the rest.

I’ll have made the news. No doubt some 3rd rate journo will armchair quarterback events and conclude I was at fault and they would have done it better.

3. If nature gets me, as she’s been trying to do, then it’ll be a peaceful cremation, followed no doubt by 120db of bad karaoke for hours.
Some will involuntarily know of my passing without making my acquaintence. Apologies.

4. If the evil sisters(s)-in-law get me, it will be an unmarked grave, and few shall be the wiser. The kids may wonder what happened to the bloke what bought the ice creams....


I ask only this- in the future, Spare a brief moment to say ‘oh, bugger’ when you happen to tread on a snail, and I’ll not hold it against you.

phuketrichard wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:47 pm

angkorjohn2 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 7:09 pm
Lets say CEO and the General agree to these requests. How are you going to check if they honour the agreement ?

[Mod edit: no need for name calling another member]

Yea, no way we could "check" as we are gone, but our family/friends remain to read the bullshit that someone, that never knew us, will post by searching for our names.

Its called the internet.

After 11k + posts on this forum alone you really should have worked this out by now.

The only 2 ways where your death wouldn't be commented on is if you had never posted or you never die. Too late on the posting, good luck outliving the rest of the forum.

dontbeasourlemon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:06 pm]

Thanks my ghost will be watching on the side frustratedly waiting for my murder to be solved

My murder, ‘twer to happen might be called a service to society, could be entertainment far in excess of the event itself.

For those what partake- M*A*S*H, iron guts Kelly.
I say no more, save that the bar girls be selected carefully.

Anchor Moy wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:37 pm

dontbeasourlemon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:06 pm

Anchor Moy wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:01 pm

dontbeasourlemon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:55 pm I already told my family if I disappear or anything happens to me in Cambodia check here somebody will have a theory

Good move. Your family will be instantly reassured by the all helpful posters here and their theories.

Thanks my ghost will be watching on the side frustratedly waiting for my murder to be solved and chewing on popcorn. While the forum devolves into some conspiracy fest of who dunnit and how

That's ok. I can confidently predict that there's a 98% chance that the police will say that you died of a heart attack, so why not tell your loved ones that immediately so they have have time to prepare themselves. (Tell them to buy the popcorn and get some beers. )

A part of me believes that the Ice for the beer Is en-route, the pan for the popcorn is being prepped.



And that’s just the family in Europe!

phuketrichard wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:55 pm is there anyway i can OPT out of having my death reported here when i pass?

See no reason for people that dont know me, posting random comments on my death or how i died
for those that know me to see, if they do a duck duck go search

You'll end up rotting in a ditch with the rest of us when the time comes, I don't understand why you feel so precious.