Fantasy BarGirl League

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Fantasy BarGirl League

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Been on my mind how to do this...but I can use all of your help in starting

Fantasy Bargirl League.
cue while reading! :stir: :stir:

We are working out the kinks but we decided a point system and how to draft. It will be similar to how American Football Fantasy league is done. This draft will be limited to bars. No KTVs or anything off st51. You can opt for a Free agent via Walkabout if your 1st or 2nd round are on IR

1. You would obviously want your 1st round draft pick to be a hottie who rakes in the most cash monthly...most likely a girl from air force or rose bar. You get the idea.
Your lower picks would be a seasoned vet on her last throws..mid 30's prob works at Candy bar.
Hell you can draft a cashier and hope she rakes in points on just lady drinks(think your Kickers and Defense in Fantasy football)
A BYE week would be her 1 day off a month. Obviously you need some good lower round draft picks.

2. Points.
Lady drink is 3 point.
Shot is 4 points.
Bar Fine is 10 points.
Shows up with new smartphone 15 points
Now depending on type of customer weighs in points also.
Young guy is 5 points.(cause hes cheap and puts a to many miles on them) *think Earl Campbell*
Old Westerner is 10. (needs some form of help in bed may die of exhaustion)
If Pony Tail just 2. (low points for sheer sleaziness)
Any Chinese Jap or Korean is 20 points. (cant fuck for shit. throws stupid money at them)
Short time extra 5 points...
All nighter another 10.
Any holiday to snookie or SR is a whopping 40 points. (Your round 1 should have no issue getting this)

3. Point deduction.
Bar fines herself to go home. Minus 20.
Leaves Bar for Pantoon minus 5.
Caught shoving food in her fat face minus 10 points.
To drunk to function and falls asleep on various chairs or couches minus 15.
Goes to homeland minus 2 per week(even if shes on your bench).
Caught talking to useless Khmer boyfriend during work minus 5

4. IR would be Getting a boyfriend or some form of V.D. You can retain her on your bench or drop her into Free Agency. YOU CANNOT DROP YOUR 1ST AND 2ND ROUNDERS! YOU MUST TAKE YOUR CASE TO THE COMMISSIONER.

5. Playoffs I haven't worked out yet. or how many girls per team.

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Hahaha! ! ! I'm in, no matter how this gets worked out!
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General Mackevili wrote:Hahaha! ! ! I'm in, no matter how this gets worked out!
There was never a doubt...
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Kind of funny. It would be cool if it were actually possible to keep accurate track of it all. Nice idea though, haha.
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Well Im thats the hard part. Maybe we can have 2 different leagues and limit it to just a weekend thing. If we can get money involved we get the bar owners in on the action. The owners keep track of everything after all.
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NokTang is gonna be the winner of this, hands down.
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OrangeDragon wrote:NokTang is gonna be the winner of this, hands down.
If the prize was say 10 free lady drinks would he refuse on principle :stir: in all honesty would anyone get close to CamNivag, he's Champions League material.
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