Defining the sexpat.
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Re: Defining the sexpat.
It doesn't matter where the pussy is found at the start,
it is the duty of every man to make dammed sure it ends up in the Tenth Paradise at the finish.
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quite alive, then dead tooMishmash wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:38 pmGuess you didn't know whether you were alive or dead when in there as well..
Besides the Intellectual ladies want more empirical proof so we must repeat the experiments again and again.
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Or both at the same time if she understands carezza!!!Phnom Poon wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:49 pmquite alive, then deadMishmash wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:38 pmGuess you didn't know whether you were alive or dead when in there as well..
Besides the Intellectual ladies want more empirical proof so we must repeat the experiments again and again.
You can always engage them into talking about the ancient Arabic Classic 'Perfumed Garden' recipes for 30 days of deflowering virgins.
Something about rubbing honey and ginger somewhere or the Chickpea and meat diet, or the egg yolk and bread.
Obviously she would like to test this as it engages her scientific curiosity.
The biggest sex organ is the brain... (Although I have noticed abberations, enough to question the validity of this when facing a magnificent heaving cleavage popping the buttons of a crisp white librarian shirt)
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Good point you bring up, Hunter- i get that whenever i travel out of my small town. (and my wife is just about to hit 50!)
From western tourist more than anybody. You can see the narrowed eyes, the thin pursed lips and unhidden look of distain.
Yeah, a tax in a way - but you soon get to totally ignore it.
At least you don't get so many of those other suspicions so much - that us older single guys get when out alone.
"Hmm - now is he one of those pedo's?"
I can't blame them, i used to do it myself. But it makes me hate the pedo's even more.
Talking about living in Cambodia, when you are visiting the West, is fraught with those suspicions too.
Either/or - pedo or sexpat? You can see that in many peoples eyes too.
Re: Defining the sexpat.
To me, a sexpat is someone whose main motivation for becoming an expat is sex. Simple as that. A typical case would be a guy who holidays in Pattaya as a sex tourist, then moves there once retired to make it a year-round thing.
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Fuck the nosy cunts, trying to bring down you and your wife.SternAAlbifrons wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:13 pmGood point you bring up, Hunter- i get that whenever i travel out of my small town. (and my wife is just about to hit 50!)
From western tourist more than anybody. You can see the narrowed eyes, the thin pursed lips and unhidden look of distain.
Yeah, a tax in a way - but you soon get to totally ignore it.
At least you don't get so many of those other suspicions so much - that us older single guys get when out alone.
"Hmm - now is he one of those pedo's?"
I can't blame them, i used to do it myself. But it makes me hate the pedo's even more.
Talking about living in Cambodia, when you are visiting the West, is fraught with those suspicions too.
Either/or - pedo or sexpat? You can see that in many peoples eyes too.
Generally they are no-hopers, who have no conception of how to appreciate ladies in general.
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Yeah, i think that nails my definition too. "main motivation" is sex.
Re: Defining the sexpat.
SecondedSternAAlbifrons wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:43 pmYeah, i think that nails my definition too. "main motivation" is sex.
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damn ya got me herephuketrichard wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:46 pm
Urban dictionary defines them as
Sexpats have only 3 main motivations: to get drunk, sleep with hookers and to survive in Asia as long as possible.
They
Now how many of you all fit, ....to get drunk, sleep with hookers and to survive in Asia as long as possible.
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Re: Defining the sexpat.
And then has to move from Thailand because of some visa issues but insists on talking in some retarded bar-girl form of English. They are often deluded into thinking that pretty much every local they encounter is up for boning them at a price. They don't seem to be able to distinguish between respectable locals, local service-staff and freelance hookers and treat them all the same way. I think any consenting activity between adults is up to them but some of these people are fucking gross and shouldn't be encouraged.
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