Bum Gun Culture
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Do you mean this?FreeSocrates! wrote: I have no idea how to even use the scooper. I just look at it like it came from a UFO... I never tried. Wtf do you do? Just splash your ass?
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^ I like the "aim for the hole" tip.
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Maybe I'm the only one that ends up with a wet ass and wanting at least a blow dryer. The hole thing, funny but at a friends place where they had a squat the Dr uncle n fam came and their kid DID that, used the front, and THEN did not flush.
Me and my knees hate squats. PLUS Cambodian bustops toilets often have water (and who knows what else) all over the floor and i'm not droppin trou in THAT, but no place to hang da pants. It's all a big pain in the ass. I noticed a Khmer girl buying a nice size package of tissues. So i did too. She KNEW.
an aside...after I'd used that squat a few days I asked the family how did a one legged man use one? They laughed for 5 minutes.
Me and my knees hate squats. PLUS Cambodian bustops toilets often have water (and who knows what else) all over the floor and i'm not droppin trou in THAT, but no place to hang da pants. It's all a big pain in the ass. I noticed a Khmer girl buying a nice size package of tissues. So i did too. She KNEW.
an aside...after I'd used that squat a few days I asked the family how did a one legged man use one? They laughed for 5 minutes.
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Hate squat toilets.
Recipe for spreading disease.
Recipe for spreading disease.
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Thank you Mr. Curious. I was in need of a laugh and you gave me a hearty one.Mr Curious wrote: droppin trou
after I'd used that squat a few days I asked the family how did a one legged man use one?
I had never heard the expression "droppin trou" but will certainly be using it.
Also never considered the one-legged man thing, and there are plenty of them.
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I just asked my wife and we had a good laugh... she has no idea.Tim Linkinwater wrote:Thank you Mr. Curious. I was in need of a laugh and you gave me a hearty one.Mr Curious wrote: droppin trou
after I'd used that squat a few days I asked the family how did a one legged man use one?
I had never heard the expression "droppin trou" but will certainly be using it.
Also never considered the one-legged man thing, and there are plenty of them.
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I gave up TP really quickly, however I think bum guns are the cause of a lot of food poisoning. The hands have to be thoroughly washed (yes with soap) after because of the back-splash. Sometimes that happens sometimes it doesn't. The ultimate is a programmable Japanese toilet. I think I could finish 'War and Peace' sitting on one of these things. I've been known to book hotels solely due to this amenity.
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I've still yet to experience the joy... but I've heard... and it's on my bucket list.wackyjacky wrote:I gave up TP really quickly, however I think bum guns are the cause of a lot of food poisoning. The hands have to be thoroughly washed (yes with soap) after because of the back-splash. Sometimes that happens sometimes it doesn't. The ultimate is a programmable Japanese toilet. I think I could finish 'War and Peace' sitting on one of these things. I've been known to book hotels solely due to this amenity.
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I dont know whats up with the bum gun obsession. The water force is so strong, it literally hurts your bum hole esp when you have a sensitive one.
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