Tinder / Dating App Fails

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rozzieoz wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:33 pm I’ve been on Tinder for a couple of months and it’s become my daily dose of hilarity.

Without sharing any identifiers, I’m going to share some of the fun.

But first some free advice:

- Don’t pull weird faces in your photos, it’s really not attractive

- Be alone in your photo (unless you’re actually offering a threesome or gang bang).

- Photos with animals are great, photos with kids are NOT. Some guys obviously try to show they are a family man but Tinder is not the place to post your kids’ photo.

- Photos of your car, watch or boat are not required.
Damn, I knew I was doing it all wrong!! Thanks for the tips! :hattip:

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Thanks for the Monday morning laughs. :hattip:
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This is pure gold!!!!
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So what makes a good profile, or whatever they're called? I don't have tinder or any of that stuff, just curious what gets a good response. Being honest, brash, cocky, demure?
up to you...
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Clemen wrote:So what makes a good profile, or whatever they're called? I don't have tinder or any of that stuff, just curious what gets a good response. Being honest, brash, cocky, demure?
I’ll find some that I consider good and post them.
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I think this one is great - and his photos are lovely, a few pics of his smiling face.

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Spigzy wrote:
Damn, I knew I was doing it all wrong!! Thanks for the tips! :hattip:

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Hilarious! This photo made me laugh all day.
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rozzieoz wrote: Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:41 pm Image

(He has a photo of himself with a child on his profile).
He put a photo of himself with a young female student in his Tinder profile? I would get fired for that.
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