Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:53 pm Do you squirt from the front or from the rear?

I saw a YT video a few years back of a Cambo expat squirting from the rear. That's not the way to do it.

hanno wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:39 am

RickyBobby wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:11 pm Human elimination and the whole sphincter thing puzzles me a bit. Only because it doesn't necessarily align like I imagine. I say this from anecdotal evidence whereby I combined the results of my elimination from strange street food, and a squat toilet. I am not good with the whole squatting thing; afraid I will fall over or in, and trying to save my clothing from laying on the floor. End result was that I basically painted the wall behind me, instead of it landing in the hole below me.

Clean up was a disaster, because there's a pail with a bucket and no spray nozzle. Horrified and disgusted simultaneously, I try to clean up, but the floor is not even slanted to drain to the hole, and it wants to run down the step and under the door.

Thankfully, the attendant was nowhere to be seen as I exited and slinked away seeking some counselling.

I hate squat toilets; thankfully they are becoming less common. They were still pretty common in France when I was a kid (the same country that used bidets) and pretty much the only option when I first arrived in Vietnam. Now, I like to relax on the porcelain throne with a copy of Playboy magazine (obviously for the interesting articles, not the pictures) and enjoy having a good dump. Worrying about crapping on my shoes, dropping my phone in the shitter, and risking popping my kneecaps is just not civilized.