Paper or Gun ?
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Now there's an interesting angle, quite literally - I thought it was women that started at the front and worked their way backwards to avoid dirty water being flushed into their sensitive areas. For a bloke surely you start with a steep angle downward from an angle maybe 5-10cm away from the small of the back and gradually work your way in to whatever shallower angle & power your butt can withstand.
I do however salute your technique as being one for guy's with balls of steel - you say it's too powerful for your butt, but your meat & two veg can take the pounding whilst you work out the power/angle ratio!
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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As a guy who enjoys eating the finer things in life I'm all for the bumgun.
Slow down little world, you're changing too fast.
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I have a peculiar habit of flushing the toilet before i sit down on it,this stems from seeing video of snakes and rodents appearing as you sit on the bowl.....
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Do you squirt from the front or from the rear?
I saw a YT video a few years back of a Cambo expat squirting from the rear. That's not the way to do it.
I saw a YT video a few years back of a Cambo expat squirting from the rear. That's not the way to do it.
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Of course from the rear. For one, hoses are often too short to drape around the front. I also want as little contact as possible with the hose.Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:53 pm Do you squirt from the front or from the rear?
I saw a YT video a few years back of a Cambo expat squirting from the rear. That's not the way to do it.
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If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
This.
This.
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Rear.Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:53 pm Do you squirt from the front or from the rear?
I saw a YT video a few years back of a Cambo expat squirting from the rear. That's not the way to do it.
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Human elimination and the whole sphincter thing puzzles me a bit. Only because it doesn't necessarily align like I imagine. I say this from anecdotal evidence whereby I combined the results of my elimination from strange street food, and a squat toilet. I am not good with the whole squatting thing; afraid I will fall over or in, and trying to save my clothing from laying on the floor. End result was that I basically painted the wall behind me, instead of it landing in the hole below me.
Clean up was a disaster, because there's a pail with a bucket and no spray nozzle. Horrified and disgusted simultaneously, I try to clean up, but the floor is not even slanted to drain to the hole, and it wants to run down the step and under the door.
Thankfully, the attendant was nowhere to be seen as I exited and slinked away seeking some counselling.
Clean up was a disaster, because there's a pail with a bucket and no spray nozzle. Horrified and disgusted simultaneously, I try to clean up, but the floor is not even slanted to drain to the hole, and it wants to run down the step and under the door.
Thankfully, the attendant was nowhere to be seen as I exited and slinked away seeking some counselling.
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I hate squat toilets; thankfully they are becoming less common. They were still pretty common in France when I was a kid (the same country that used bidets) and pretty much the only option when I first arrived in Vietnam. Now, I like to relax on the porcelain throne with a copy of Playboy magazine (obviously for the interesting articles, not the pictures) and enjoy having a good dump. Worrying about crapping on my shoes, dropping my phone in the shitter, and risking popping my kneecaps is just not civilized.RickyBobby wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:11 pm Human elimination and the whole sphincter thing puzzles me a bit. Only because it doesn't necessarily align like I imagine. I say this from anecdotal evidence whereby I combined the results of my elimination from strange street food, and a squat toilet. I am not good with the whole squatting thing; afraid I will fall over or in, and trying to save my clothing from laying on the floor. End result was that I basically painted the wall behind me, instead of it landing in the hole below me.
Clean up was a disaster, because there's a pail with a bucket and no spray nozzle. Horrified and disgusted simultaneously, I try to clean up, but the floor is not even slanted to drain to the hole, and it wants to run down the step and under the door.
Thankfully, the attendant was nowhere to be seen as I exited and slinked away seeking some counselling.
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Haha, yea. Well, I guess if you've done it all your life, its totally normal. I think if I had my druthers, I would just remove all my clothing first. This place however, was the only available toilet (unbelievably) upon arrival SR to PP on the night bus, arriving at 530 am (ish) How can this be? Even my Father in Law renovated his house and installed a western toilet, mentioning that was so I could take a shit. Maybe it serves them right what I did.hanno wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:39 amI hate squat toilets; thankfully they are becoming less common. They were still pretty common in France when I was a kid (the same country that used bidets) and pretty much the only option when I first arrived in Vietnam. Now, I like to relax on the porcelain throne with a copy of Playboy magazine (obviously for the interesting articles, not the pictures) and enjoy having a good dump. Worrying about crapping on my shoes, dropping my phone in the shitter, and risking popping my kneecaps is just not civilized.RickyBobby wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:11 pm Human elimination and the whole sphincter thing puzzles me a bit. Only because it doesn't necessarily align like I imagine. I say this from anecdotal evidence whereby I combined the results of my elimination from strange street food, and a squat toilet. I am not good with the whole squatting thing; afraid I will fall over or in, and trying to save my clothing from laying on the floor. End result was that I basically painted the wall behind me, instead of it landing in the hole below me.
Clean up was a disaster, because there's a pail with a bucket and no spray nozzle. Horrified and disgusted simultaneously, I try to clean up, but the floor is not even slanted to drain to the hole, and it wants to run down the step and under the door.
Thankfully, the attendant was nowhere to be seen as I exited and slinked away seeking some counselling.
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, Lyin in a Manger"
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