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Foreign man was killed while riding a motorcycle into geographic wild entertainment district communes Longchey Van Treng 2 pm and 30 pm on October 27, 2014.
Phay from AML commune police chief said Longchey 4 white people riding a motorcycle traveling along a physical field chasing village to village Longchey. He said the terrain there is difficult because some wild places a lot of water and mud.
Phay said, adding that foreigners riding locals for help. Immediately the villagers reported to the police about the accident that happened on foreigners. After being informed that there were foreigners, one of four motorcyclists die. Immediately reported to the local police chief Van to visit the scene. White bodies were transported by police car arrived at the hospital Stung over 6 nights.
Sem Sopheak Tourist Police Unit officers that the white man who killed Pa Yemen Loran (PATIER LAURENT) 54-year-old living Paris, France.

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They should just send all d.o.a people to that genius' house.

Then he could bring them back from the dead, just like he did to this thread.