I'm Bored To Death

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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Kammekor » Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:40 pm

Queef wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:34 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:30 pm
Kayve wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:19 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:14 pm

still not sure what your "Kadette" is, and i can only guess your "Kandouille" is "Kaduey" (slang term for a womans vagina)??
"Kadette" as in "Kdet" as for "ass/butt"
yeah can see it now youve written it haha thanks, when i first looked i thought he was talking about Kador and Kaduey and thought i was missing out on a variant i wasnt familiar with, didnt think about the arse hahahah
I just figured it was like an Andouille sausage with a K. Kandouille. But it's actually Kaduey. The more you know! Kador though? I thought it was more like "kadoh"... "Kdet" it is. Thanks for that one. I just felt bad spelling it like this "cadet"
Yes, k'dor is the shortened slang for that piece of the body, but the r is hardly pronounced. An h is appropriate..

Cambodians tend to pronounce the r at the end of a word as an h, and drop an r in the middle of a word.

Just ask any Cambodian to pronounce the name Marco. It will either become Maco (dropped r) or a vowel will be added and it becomes Ma-re-co.
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Brody » Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:58 pm

Kayve wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:19 pm
"Kadette" as in "Kdet" as for "ass/butt"
That's a new one for me...I've always called Khmer women's asses - Koot, as in Koot sa'at.

Is one more vulgar than the other?
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Kayve » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:20 pm

Brody wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:58 pm
Kayve wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:19 pm
"Kadette" as in "Kdet" as for "ass/butt"
That's a new one for me...I've always called Khmer women's asses - Koot, as in Koot sa'at.

Is one more vulgar than the other?
"Kdet" is more vulgar, using "Koot" is ok
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Rogue » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:26 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:36 pm
Queef wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:57 pm
Kammekor wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:39 pm
Queef wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:26 pm
Duncan wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:05 pm


Guess you need a girlfriend with a big, big family. A family that's poor and want to take you everywhere.

Spoiler:
Hey, It works for me .
I am dating a Khmer girl atm, but what all her family does is go to river during their free time, fish, and talk about "loy" and "kandouille". I introduced a more interesting topic once (interesting to me, at least), and all I got was a bunch a blank stares followed by an avalanche of "yes".

They're also also too well-off to be poor and too poor to be rich, which is good, since I'm in the same situation.
'Loy' is an issue often discussed, the other word (kandouille), unless I misunderstand, is not.

I must say the word 'Khmer girl' together with 'atm' in one sentence looks funny. Do't let Explorer see it..... He will come up with 25 good reasons for you to change her for a uni student.
Loy? Too frequently discussed... "kandouille/ kandette" (yes, that part of the human body) comes up in conversations when I'm hanging out with the brothers and uncles. For some reason, they must think that all foreigners are whore mongers. They're very welcoming people though. All of them.

Yes, atm. Nothing is permanent. I'd like to take her back home, but it would break my heart to see her lose her high-paying job here only to work at Walmart as a greeter. And no, I don't have the energy/ desire to date another #metoo feminazi. I've had my fair share in California. Sorry Explorer.

So besides hanging out with the in laws, what else is there to do?
"kandouille/ kandette" (yes, that part of the human body)
i think i know what you mean, but i dont think ive ever seen it written/heard like that?
Yes, atm. Nothing is permanent. I'd like to take her back home, but it would break my heart to see her lose her high-paying job here only to work at Walmart as a greeter. And no, I don't have the energy/ desire to date another #metoo feminazi. I've had my fair share in California. Sorry Explorer.
i think you missed the joke on this one bro, he was talking about Khmer girls and ATM(machines)

regard to things to do...
i went to City Golf Club the other day and did 9 holes of Pitch and Put, costs $15 + $5 for balls (can rent clubs there too, one friend had his own and me and another mate shared) lots of cute girls there to be your personal caddie, $5 tip for her at the end, you also get a free go on the driving range (about 50 balls but i didnt count) to warm up before going round, im not a golfer but it was a good crack and killed an afternoon - http://www.citygolfcambodia.com/Site/

DIB club on Koh Pich is a nice place to chill out for the afternoon too, big swimming pool, they do food and drinks there, nice place - https://www.asialifemagazine.com/cambodia/dib-club/

theres Cinemas at Aeon Mall http://www.majorcineplex.com.kh/cinema/theatre, City Mall & Exchange Square https://legend.com.kh/browsing/

i often like to go chill out at a Spa in the afternoons, watch a movie while chilling in the hot tub, and have Sauna and Steam then go upstairs for an hour massage, $7 all inc
i often like to go chill out at a Spa in the afternoons, watch a movie while chilling in the hot tub, and have Sauna and Steam then go upstairs for an hour massage, $7 all inc

You got a link, or links, to this 7 dollar movie, spa, hot tub, massage dealio? Sounds perfect with beer. :hattip:
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Brody » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:28 pm

Rogue wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:26 pm
You got a link, or links, to this 7 dollar movie, spa, hot tub, massage dealio? Sounds perfect with beer. :hattip:
Yeah, come on JL
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Beerinthemorning » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:43 pm

The new cambodia is boring
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:52 pm

Queef wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:34 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:30 pm
Kayve wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:19 pm
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:14 pm

still not sure what your "Kadette" is, and i can only guess your "Kandouille" is "Kaduey" (slang term for a womans vagina)??
"Kadette" as in "Kdet" as for "ass/butt"
yeah can see it now youve written it haha thanks, when i first looked i thought he was talking about Kador and Kaduey and thought i was missing out on a variant i wasnt familiar with, didnt think about the arse hahahah
I just figured it was like an Andouille sausage with a K. Kandouille. But it's actually Kaduey. The more you know! Kador though? I thought it was more like "kadoh"... "Kdet" it is. Thanks for that one. I just felt bad spelling it like this "cadet"
na its K'dor, two consonants joined together, pronounced the same as La'or (good) but with a Ka and a Dor :thumb:
:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:54 pm

Brody wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:28 pm
Rogue wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:26 pm
You got a link, or links, to this 7 dollar movie, spa, hot tub, massage dealio? Sounds perfect with beer. :hattip:
Yeah, come on JL
its on street 200 :thumb:
:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks :x
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by JUDGEDREDD » Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:39 pm

Go it manor guest house boutique and look for the tuktuk driver about 55ish, he can take you to the kick boxing Fri sat and sun for a fee, plus get back backstage and end up on telly if you pay some guard 1$.

Was a decent night.

They're basically held at one of any local TV stations.
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Re: I'm Bored To Death

Post by willyhilly » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:21 am

My girls have a great laugh when mum says gdooey gdaw. Why is it so funny Jamie?
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