Trouser snake meets real snake
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Trouser snake meets real snake
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Re: Trouser snake meets real snake
Reminds me of this . . .
Two Aussie blokes are out in the bush doing a bit of shooting and fishing, as Aussie blokes do. One of them needs to take a dump, so drops his pants and squats down to do his business. Just then a mouse goes running under his legs being quickly pursued by a large brown snake. The snake seeing his dick hanging down, mistakes it for the mouse and takes a bite. He screams out to his mate, "Quick mate, I've been bitten by a snake on my dick. What'll I do?".
"Shit mate, that's no good. I'll run back to that small farmhouse down the road and call a doctor".
So, he gets to the farmhouse and manages to call a doctor, but the doctor is far away and tells the guy that he'll need to suck the venom out or else his mate will die.
The one with the bitten dick sees his mate wandering back slowly and yells out, "Come on mate, hurry up."
His mate arrives back and he with the bitten dick asks whether he managed to call a doctor. "Yes mate, I did" he replied.
"And . . . , what did the doc say?"
"He said you're gonna die, mate".
Two Aussie blokes are out in the bush doing a bit of shooting and fishing, as Aussie blokes do. One of them needs to take a dump, so drops his pants and squats down to do his business. Just then a mouse goes running under his legs being quickly pursued by a large brown snake. The snake seeing his dick hanging down, mistakes it for the mouse and takes a bite. He screams out to his mate, "Quick mate, I've been bitten by a snake on my dick. What'll I do?".
"Shit mate, that's no good. I'll run back to that small farmhouse down the road and call a doctor".
So, he gets to the farmhouse and manages to call a doctor, but the doctor is far away and tells the guy that he'll need to suck the venom out or else his mate will die.
The one with the bitten dick sees his mate wandering back slowly and yells out, "Come on mate, hurry up."
His mate arrives back and he with the bitten dick asks whether he managed to call a doctor. "Yes mate, I did" he replied.
"And . . . , what did the doc say?"
"He said you're gonna die, mate".
Re: Trouser snake meets real snake
That's older than the crust in my dead grannies undies. lolUsername Taken wrote: ↑Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:05 pm Reminds me of this . . .
Two Aussie blokes are out in the bush doing a bit of shooting and fishing, as Aussie blokes do. One of them needs to take a dump, so drops his pants and squats down to do his business. Just then a mouse goes running under his legs being quickly pursued by a large brown snake. The snake seeing his dick hanging down, mistakes it for the mouse and takes a bite. He screams out to his mate, "Quick mate, I've been bitten by a snake on my dick. What'll I do?".
"Shit mate, that's no good. I'll run back to that small farmhouse down the road and call a doctor".
So, he gets to the farmhouse and manages to call a doctor, but the doctor is far away and tells the guy that he'll need to suck the venom out or else his mate will die.
The one with the bitten dick sees his mate wandering back slowly and yells out, "Come on mate, hurry up."
His mate arrives back and he with the bitten dick asks whether he managed to call a doctor. "Yes mate, I did" he replied.
"And . . . , what did the doc say?"
"He said you're gonna die, mate".
Re: Trouser snake meets real snake
Good thing victim not a Chinese if not snake would have ended up in soup
oh crap is this racist?
oh crap is this racist?
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