Practical jokes

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Practical jokes

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When I was at school I had a school friend who was a somewhat gormless and innocent. We'd tease him by telling him things that were obviously made up to see if he would fall for it or not.

A couple of weeks before we graduated I filled out a form advertising a porn movie catalog from the back of a porn mag with my friend's name and address. When it arrived he innocently opened it in front of his parents to great embarrassment. He received so much junk mail from them he eventually had to write to the company to request them to stop sending him stuff.

This is the story I'll tell my grandchildren if I need to explain what trolling people was like before the internet.

Do you have any stories to share?
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ali baba wrote:When I was at school I had a school friend who was a somewhat gormless and innocent. We'd tease him by telling him things that were obviously made up to see if he would fall for it or not.

A couple of weeks before we graduated I filled out a form advertising a porn movie catalog from the back of a porn mag with my friend's name and address. When it arrived he innocently opened it in front of his parents to great embarrassment. He received so much junk mail from them he eventually had to write to the company to request them to stop sending him stuff.

This is the story I'll tell my grandchildren if I need to explain what trolling people was like before the internet.

Do you have any stories to share?
Yea, you gonna laugh at this joke. There were two guys drinking at the bar, and one said to the other, '' do you know of a good internet forum in Cambodia.?
And the other guy said Yes, K440.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
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Sorry , but that's the only joke I know.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Practical jokes not verbal jokes.
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At William Ellis we had to wear blazers to school ...blue for 1st ,2nd and 3rd years and black for fourth and fifth years ..
One joke we all liked to play was, it was silly but the end of a fag butt in the blazer pocket..
they really burnt well..
it used to make ppl smile...well at least me...
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Hey, I wanted to play a practical joke on one of my expat mates, I thought it would be funny to let a monkey loose in his flat.

Unfortunately, the mods at K440 were too busy.
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Our headmaster used to take our class for religious studies on Friday after lunch.
One Friday lunchtime myself and some classmates slipped some laxatives in his food.

He never turned up for class and we never asked why :)
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When I was in college my boss had his best friend arrested, handcuffed, & duck walked out the door of his law firm by an off-duty uniformed Boston cop. The charge was repeatedly exposing himself on the train. He was immediately taken to his bachelor party where he was worked over by hookers while still in cuffs (so I heard, I wasn't invited).
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Anchor Moy wrote:Our headmaster used to take our class for religious studies on Friday after lunch.
One Friday lunchtime myself and some classmates slipped some laxatives in his food.

He never turned up for class and we never asked why :)
On our final day of senior high school one of the girls brought in a chocolate cake for the teachers, laced with two packets of laxative chocolate. One of the TAs had a chocolate obsession and took the cake home on the sly, and ate the whole thing over the weekend. Her stay in hospital was documented in the town paper - massive dehydration.
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Rain Dog wrote:
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, a chinese lady, who was trying to exchange remimbi for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of remimbi. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The chinese lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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