i was attacked by a bogan who mistook the word "fallacious" for "fellatio" over previously polite conversation.
luckily his gun was in the ute.

frank lee bent wrote:i was attacked by a bogan who mistook the word "fallacious" for "fellatio" over previously polite conversation.
luckily his gun was in the ute.

Nobody told you it's dangerous to play with (bo)guns ?

frank lee bent wrote:i was attacked by a bogan who mistook the word "fallacious" for "fellatio" over previously polite conversation.
luckily his gun was in the ute.

Sheesh, if you were using the word fallacious with a bogan you were way out of your depth dude.

at Lightning Ridge there are only bogans and reffos.

Not exactly a practical joke, but didn't want to start a new thread. Reminds me of the reporter at a hipster music festival asking hipsters what they think of "x" band (all the bands were made-up and didn't exist). All the hipsters started raving about how great these new underground, indie, innovative, blah,blah bands were...TOOLS! lol

Organic Food Snobs Get Pranked With McDonald's and Love It

http://www.msn.com/en-nz/foodanddrink/f ... ailsignout

Oh man, pranks! I used to set traps as a kid (bucket filled with toys over a door left ajar, spiders hanging on strings). And I've never grown out of it.

When I was 21 or so, we used to play massive pranks on each other at work. Shit quickly got out of hand... They started out with putting tape or saran wrap on people's door frames at night and waiting for them to come out in the morning in a hurry (we lived in a sort of university dorm setting). I once used industrial grade saran wrap and wrapped my buddy's car up.

Then guys got water guns put masks on and would storm into someone's room at 2am and wet the guy as he woke up helplessly in bed, wondering what was happening. Then guys started leaning whole garbage cans filled with water on people's doors. And I'm talking those big 100L (?) ones. That shit probably started to create damage to the building as the carpet would get soaked and for sure it took ages to dry, so sometimes must have caused water damage (it was all concrete, so it's not like they had wood floors, but still...). Eventually guys pumped it up a notch by getting airsoft guns (some of which had insane velocity—they would dent metal lamps and shit) and would carry out nighttime raids...

Then we all got extra duties and it stopped. Ahhh, good times.

in a summer camp in spain, we were so 13 or 14, there was a public flamenco evening with some famous dancer couple.

we thought, we could test the wallet on a string trick, secured premium seats for that, and tried our luck - nope.
ppl wouldnt notice it, and if at best start to ask around, us first.
but then, the flamenco dancer cruised in... omg... he got entangled in the cord and... embarrasing.. really..