Correct usage of the bum gun?

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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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What is the best way when there is only a bucket of water and a ladel????
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andy1 wrote: Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:35 pm What is the best way when there is only a bucket of water and a ladel????
Use your left hand. ;-)
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andy1 wrote:What is the best way when there is only a bucket of water and a ladel????
Hire a Khmer to shit for you.

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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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Anchor Moy wrote: Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:39 pm
andy1 wrote: Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:35 pm What is the best way when there is only a bucket of water and a ladel????
Use your left hand. ;-)
bbbut i am left handed so i use my right :lol: :lol:
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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Comes in real handy for getting the mud of your shoes too especially if there's plenty of water pressure
I'm standing up, so I must be straight.
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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1 Fill bucket with water
2 throw on toilet attendant
3 scream were is the bum gun ahhhhhhhhh
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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Actually, there is some school of thought that believes that squatting when taking a dump is somehow better for your bowels etc. Something to do with the muscles.

Here's one such article:

9 Reasons You Should Squat To Poop
https://www.curejoy.com/content/why-to-squat-and-poop/

Apparently, it's more ergonomic.
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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a good percentage of deaths are due to 'toilet strain'
if you're advanced in years, the correct usage of the bumgun is 'enema'

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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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Take careful aim and blow any remaining dags off around your ring.

Remember that you need to drip dry a bit or you end up with the wet patch on your clothes.

If its a "chilli shit then it will provide a cooling effect as well as a cleaning service.

When I visit some places I crank the outlet tap up to full on so tat the next person gets and enema.

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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?

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Seems like your balls become innocent bi-standards in all of this....
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