Correct usage of the bum gun?
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What is the best way when there is only a bucket of water and a ladel????
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?
Hire a Khmer to shit for you.andy1 wrote:What is the best way when there is only a bucket of water and a ladel????
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bbbut i am left handed so i use my right
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Comes in real handy for getting the mud of your shoes too especially if there's plenty of water pressure
I'm standing up, so I must be straight.
What's a poor man do when the blues keep following him around.(Smoking Dynamite)
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?
1 Fill bucket with water
2 throw on toilet attendant
3 scream were is the bum gun ahhhhhhhhh
2 throw on toilet attendant
3 scream were is the bum gun ahhhhhhhhh
Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?
Actually, there is some school of thought that believes that squatting when taking a dump is somehow better for your bowels etc. Something to do with the muscles.
Here's one such article:
9 Reasons You Should Squat To Poop
https://www.curejoy.com/content/why-to-squat-and-poop/
Apparently, it's more ergonomic.
Here's one such article:
9 Reasons You Should Squat To Poop
https://www.curejoy.com/content/why-to-squat-and-poop/
Apparently, it's more ergonomic.
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?
a good percentage of deaths are due to 'toilet strain'
if you're advanced in years, the correct usage of the bumgun is 'enema'
if you're advanced in years, the correct usage of the bumgun is 'enema'
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?
Take careful aim and blow any remaining dags off around your ring.
Remember that you need to drip dry a bit or you end up with the wet patch on your clothes.
If its a "chilli shit then it will provide a cooling effect as well as a cleaning service.
When I visit some places I crank the outlet tap up to full on so tat the next person gets and enema.
Best invention ever...................sliced bread comes in a distant second.
Remember that you need to drip dry a bit or you end up with the wet patch on your clothes.
If its a "chilli shit then it will provide a cooling effect as well as a cleaning service.
When I visit some places I crank the outlet tap up to full on so tat the next person gets and enema.
Best invention ever...................sliced bread comes in a distant second.
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Re: Correct usage of the bum gun?
Seems like your balls become innocent bi-standards in all of this....
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