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Asking the ladies out

Post by geordiesky » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:50 pm

So I am in downtown, PP, and I have had a couple of drinks, feeling breezy, you know and after all this I am still looking for my gal of the evening.
I have passed a lot of girls in my day, you know. But something tells me this quiet, bored looking girl in the corner has been sitting there for well over a couple of hours, and is just about ready to get going and call it a night.

And I am thinking to myself, "why not?" You know. Why not go over there and ask her out yourself. She if she wants to stay the night and not look so bored all the time.
I mean this girl has probably seen a thousand tourists pass by in her lifetime and you know I think she will be happy to get some action for once. And there he was.

This big bad assed bouncer suddenly pops out of nowhere while i steadfastily am halfway on my path to deliver my well thought out pick up line.
Fuck. My night is ruined, I thought. Girl was pretty sweet, too.

I mean does this happen a lot or am I destined to pay barfines for the rest of my holiday?
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by bobsboots » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:17 pm

No and No.
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Post by General Mackevili » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:24 pm

So, what was your pickup line gonna be?

'Are you the online bride I placed an order for? Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.'

'You must be a street 172 guesthouse, cuz I would totally OD in you.'

'Do you have a walking ATM? No? Do you want one?.'
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by bvanfossen » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:27 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:24 pm
So, what was your pickup line gonna be?

'Are you the online bride I placed an order for? Cuz I’ve been waiting for you all day.'

'You must be a street 172 guesthouse, cuz I would totally OD in you.'

'Do you have a walking ATM? No? Do you want one?.'
:Yahoo!:

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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:39 pm

geordiesky wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:50 pm
But something tells me this quiet, bored looking girl in the corner has been sitting there for well over a couple of hours
im confused as to where this girl had been sitting in the corner of for a couple of hours?
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by TOG » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:43 pm

Geordie.

Knowing a lot about Geordie's tastes in women, I have just the one for you.

She comes highly recommended by both an Australian and an American.. No bar fine, she will help herself to what she thinks is the right amount.

Honestly, put a few dozen Newcastle Browns down you and she will be a real looker....Even better, 2 pictures available so you know what you are getting.
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by TOG » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:44 pm

Deleted as double posted for some strange reason....
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:52 pm

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:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by geordiesky » Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:24 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:24 pm
So, what was your pickup line gonna be?
I did not feel like going out on a limb at all.

Anyway there was going to be said something like you are a good looking woman and maybe you would care for a drink?
Nothing more or nothing less. Anyway place got crowded real quick and i decided no fuck it, this one looks taken after all.
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Re: Asking the ladies out

Post by TOG » Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:10 am

From years and years of associating with Geordies, the usual chat up lines I hear are "'Ave you got a fag I can scrounge luv?" or "Don't s'pose you could lend us a fiver luv?"

Sorry Geordie, you asked for this.




Seriously....Geordies...Salt of the earth.
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