List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:42 am

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Thanks for the shit Sunday sermon.
Actually, you make a fair point - it's been a while! I'll see what I can rustle up for next Sunday. For now, God thinks you're awesome. Be safe this week.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by wackyjacky » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:33 am

StroppyChops wrote:
Sir_Quality_U_Feel wrote:Lots of happy pizza on river. I think there is a cluster of 3 together. U talking about there?
Walking out of FCC, the place (across the intersection and) two shops to the left. Immediately past the tuktuk knob on the corner that wants to sell dope/little girls/his grandmother...
There's 2 places next to each-other there and they 're both below average. I don't know about foot massage - I've never had one. My feet never hurt, whereas my back usually does. I don't put my feet in torture chambers like women do. There used to be a blind place under the FCC (don't know if it's still there) and both my massages were below average as well. 1st time there they told me to go into a room to take off my clothes and there were around 6 people in there listening to the radio, eating noodles, & I'm starkers wagging my willie at them to make sure they're really blind.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by Soi Dog » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:38 am

Why are you guys getting naked if it's not a "dirty" massage? A legit massage place would not instruct anyone to take off all their clothes. If anything, they would give you loose fitting, pajama-type bottom and top to wear over your underwear.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by wackyjacky » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:43 am

IME, you are usually correct. At the blind massage, I was changing into the pajamas. At the 2 by the Riverside near FCC, they put you in a completely dark room and massage you naked. It's legit, but not a great massage. 1st time I was afraid it was going to be a 'rub & tug'. It's never happened anywhere else to me at 3 dozen other joints here or in Thailand. Wait, it happened once years ago in Phuket. I wanted a real massage and it WAS a 'rub & tug' joint. I actually got up & left. My back must have been killing me :)
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by Sir_Quality_U_Feel » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:38 pm

wackyjacky wrote:
StroppyChops wrote:
Sir_Quality_U_Feel wrote:Lots of happy pizza on river. I think there is a cluster of 3 together. U talking about there?
Walking out of FCC, the place (across the intersection and) two shops to the left. Immediately past the tuktuk knob on the corner that wants to sell dope/little girls/his grandmother...
There's 2 places next to each-other there and they 're both below average. I don't know about foot massage - I've never had one. My feet never hurt, whereas my back usually does. I don't put my feet in torture chambers like women do. There used to be a blind place under the FCC (don't know if it's still there) and both my massages were below average as well. 1st time there they told me to go into a room to take off my clothes and there were around 6 people in there listening to the radio, eating noodles, & I'm starkers wagging my willie at them to make sure they're really blind.
Hahaha, now that last bit was funny.
I'll give ya 500 Riel for it...
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:12 pm

Soi Dog wrote:Why are you guys getting naked if it's not a "dirty" massage? A legit massage place would not instruct anyone to take off all their clothes. If anything, they would give you loose fitting, pajama-type bottom and top to wear over your underwear.
Oil massage.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by Sir_Quality_U_Feel » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 pm

I've never gotten an oil massage where I didn't get naked and wrap in a towel..
I'll give ya 500 Riel for it...
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by PSD-Kiwi » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:03 pm

Soi Dog wrote:Why are you guys getting naked if it's not a "dirty" massage? A legit massage place would not instruct anyone to take off all their clothes.
Oil Massage, if you've never had one you should try.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by cara » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:24 pm

Is the oil massage as good as one in Bali, for example? The price in PP is cheaper right?
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)

Post by PSD-Kiwi » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:42 pm

cara wrote:Is the oil massage as good as one in Bali, for example? The price in PP is cheaper right?
Impossible to compare because the quality of all types of massages in Cambodia vary from place to place, person to person and are not necessarily related to the cost (ie. more expensive doesn't always mean better). Best to just try out different places until you find a masseuse/masseur that you are satisfied with, and keep using that same person/place.
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