List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)
- The Add Jay
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)
Im joking about the 10,000 riel. Those places suck and smell like a tuk tuks ass crack. The girls are all warn out KTV girls.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:I used to go to the 10 000 riels places along Sothearos if you're into those. I've since gonna slightly more upscale, haha. Since I've moved a few months ago, I regularly go to one of the places around Wat Phnom (the orange one), as well as the place across from Larry's (not far from Garage). Both are like 6-7$ I think. I go to the Larry's place a lot for short 30min foot massages. Whenever I find a good masseuse, I tend to ask for the same girl as quality can vary tremendously within the same establishment (and everyone has a different opinion of what a "good" massage is).
I go the green 1 by wat phnom. There is this 1 chick was did an MVP job but I havent seen her since. The orange place...ehhh girls arent that attractive. Even though its a massage I still want something nice rubbing me down.
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Sorry I don't remember. There's a couple places next to each other, only 1 is decent, & only 1 girl gives a good, strong, Thai-like, massage. Her name is Sary. I'll have to eyeball it next time I'm up in PP & I'll PM you.
Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)
the golden standard should be massages in Thailand.Bitte_Kein_Lexus wrote:and everyone has a different opinion of what a "good" massage is.
i even had decent massages for 100 baht in pattaya months ago, i can say they were better skilled than many of the places here who are asking 10-12$/hr.
there's a terrible lack of skills here in PP, while in SR it gets a bit better.
in Vietnam i had excellent massages, top rated, 5 stars ! but not in the cheap places, i paid maybe 10-12 bucks.
Malaysia is OK but it;s chinese massages, different thing.
Laos, probably as bad as cambodia apart rare cases.
Indonesia, Philippines, always hit or miss and generally low quality apart in the top places where they have thai or chinese masseuses.
Nepal, India, just forget it, it's a joke but at least they're cheap.
Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)
in the past i loved these places but finally had to give up because each time i smelled of that putrid mix of sweat and sperm and stale that is the trademark of the 10K riels massages, had to wash my clothes and get a shower.The Add Jay wrote:Im joking about the 10,000 riel. Those places suck and smell like a tuk tuks ass crack. The girls are all warn out KTV girls.
they probably change the bed sheets twice a year ... sometimes the fan is broken and noisy, you'll sweat your ass off.
as for the privacy, before i enjoyed the lack of privacy, it felt sleazy and adventurous, now i'm fucking tired of the lack of doors and people screaming from one room to the other or girls coming in and out while she's doing me a handjob.
it's a nice alternative but ultimately you will want a clean place where you go out smelling fresh instead of needing a shower to wash out the smell of shit.
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they're really all the same shit, one is worth the other.The Add Jay wrote:1. 10,000 riel place st 302
2. 10,000 riel place st 271
3. 10,000 riel place hanoi rd
4. 10,000 riel place st 271 past stung meanchy bridge
5. 10,000 riel place st 271 before the stung meanchy bridge
6. 10,000 riel place st 199
7. $3 massage st 402
Anybody else have a suggestion?
however, i found many diamonds in the rough in the past but there's always a high turnover.
most of the cases, they will also expect you come in 30 seconds and will start complaining after 2 minutes ...
said that, once you become a regular in the same place they're quite friendly and playful, but still their skills are very very basic.
you should never ever pay more than 5 bucks for massage + happy ending,
and i had some places where i could get away with 3-4$ but they're too far from my house, not worth the trouble.
recently i found a great place in downtown but the rate is a bit more expensive, she likes me and she treat me like her boyfriend.
there's a private room upstairs, everything smelling good and clean, this is a very rare case and i won't give further infos.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)
I love how this turned from non-happy ending recommendations to happy-ending recommendations... Anyways, I just had two greats massages in Vietnam. One in Hanoï and the other in Hoi An. Top quality for the price. However, the chicken in Hanoï said "Oh, so small" when I gave her 20 000 doing tip (should have taken it back, but I just ignored her). I think Khmer (and Thai?) massages are an acquired taste. They're not really methodical and tend to just rub a lot. I hate it when the girl is lazy and uses one hand (sometimes texting with the other). This usually doesn't happen much in the 5-10$ range though. I find 7$ gets you a decent place in PP now. It's still tough finding a girl you like though, and as previously mentioned, the turnover is very high in the 10 000 riels places. Turnover is usually much better (and training as well) in the 5-10$ range. If you're after a deep tissue massage, then I'd say you should hit up the blind massage places. They dig their elbows in you and all that. It can be rboth amazing and hurt like he'll as they're doing it, but I usually leave feeling good. Only exception being last time when the dude went nuts on me. One place (I think on street North of 130) does 40 mins for 4-5$. Feels good if you're in a rush. 30 mins always feels too short unless it's a foot massage.
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In VN watch out for your wallet. You hang your pants on a hook and they send another girl to get most of your $$ when you're face down. They leave you a little to pay for the massage and grab a moto. This wasn't in a Hot Toc either. It happened to me and a friend in a legit place in Nha Trang. I know 5 or 6 other guys who got the same treatment. If you want a good massage in BKK, try Cefle` on Soi 33. It's a higher end place across from the Office Bar. Go in the morning or afternoon. At night it's full up w/Japanese businessmen. 400B/2hrs. If you want cheap, Try Mai's it's behind the Westin, near Fusion Suites, on 19 on the 2nd floor. 100B/hr. Dog-shit ambiance but a great massage.
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I go to the blind massage place opposite the post office to get a really deep massage.
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Yeah one good thing about the blind massage spots is that they've obviously been trained and follow a scripted routine. The quality from the various staff usually differs much less than in other establishments.
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Re: List Time- Great Massage Places (No dirty places)
I want to go get a massage today. Any decent spots?
I'll give ya 500 Riel for it...
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