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stolen phone --hint to thief

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Dear CEO members,

my Samsung smartphone was stolen last Saturday. Somehow the thief managed to register his facebook account with the primary email address that was saved on my phone. I'm now getting all the facebook notifications of the thief and know his facebook name. Does that help me get my phone back? Any ideas?
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Of course it does. Find out what kind of girl he likes (blonde), create fake account as such a girl, add him as friend, chat for a few days, offer to meet him for sexy time, steal phone back.
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Upon notifying the authorities they will ask Donald Trump to order Mark Zuckerberg to tell the thief's IP address to the Cambodian cyber squad which will then start a nation wide manhunt and kill the thief before finally returning your beloved property to your highness.

Seriously the worst thing you can do is call him a faggot on his Facebook page.
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This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know that you can hear us Earthmen.
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Tell him you're a headhunter for a major recruitment agency, currently tasked with finding the perfect candidate for a $10k per month position and you think he'd be great for it. The next step in your recruitment process is a face to face interview.
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Your phone had GPS enabled ? So why not just locate it with https://myaccount.google.com/find-your-phone
ONLY MONKEYS THINK THAT I AM NOT LIVING IN CAMBODIA BECAUSE I USE VPNs and PROXIES.
Sorry but I do not reply to idiots, especially the old ones.
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Get a real Khmer bargirl to friend him and send him a come-on. Organise a meet up.

Beat the hell out of him, get your phone back, and give her $50 for her trouble, $100 if the beating up is entertaining.

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whats his facebook name?
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xam wrote: ↑Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:56 pm Dear CEO members,

my Samsung smartphone was stolen last Saturday. Somehow the thief managed to register his facebook account with the primary email address that was saved on my phone. I'm now getting all the facebook notifications of the thief and know his facebook name. Does that help me get my phone back? Any ideas?
Possibilities are plenty, you can go for the way that satisfies you the most! Don’t put his fb name on here, PM it to the one who’s asking for it firstly! An entertaining story in the making i think! :thumb:
I actually don't give a flying fuck, furthermore nice to meet you all here! :thumb:
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Send it to me I'll try to dig up dirt on him
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