Mongering in the low season

Kayve · Post by **Kayve** » Fri May 08, 2020 1:58 pm

That was fun.

Ravensnest · Post by **Ravensnest** » Fri May 08, 2020 2:28 pm

djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am The next morning I went to get breakfast at gsm, and she was there too, with another guy, so I confronted him, and he punched me in the face, and rode off with my new girlfriend in tow.

I LOVE THAT BIT. You were right to fight over this woman. That f'ing love right there. Would you share the details of what you said to him during your confrontation?

She's not a whore, but here's $100 for your tuktuk. hmmm

rexwell · Post by **rexwell** » Fri May 08, 2020 2:39 pm

The scariest part for me was going to GSM for breakfast. As they say in Thailand you didn't lose the girl, just your place in the queue or words to that effect.

Post by **Jamie_Lambo** » Fri May 08, 2020 5:07 pm

djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am Well, from my experience, I picked up a chick in pp once, from gsm. She told me she wasn’t a hooker, so I took her home, made love to her until the early morning hours, at which point, she said she had to go home, so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home. The next morning I went to get breakfast at gsm, and she was there too, with another guy, so I confronted him, and he punched me in the face, and rode off with my new girlfriend in tow.

Anyhoo, long story short, I was heart broken, and felt a strange tingling in my old feller, turns out she WAS a hooker, and she had given me chancroids (look it up fellas especially the pics) it’s similar to gonorrhoea , but much, much, more painful (I caught gonorrhoea the year before) when you pee, you wish you had died, as it is heller painful. apparently it is becoming more common amongst mongers like me.

Anyhoo, the moral of THIS story is, don’t read my posts, they are really fucking boring, and generally revolve around me spending money on ladies of the night, and getting pissed and falling over.

for someone whos been coming here for 20+ years you should have known better lol

finish_money · Post by **finish_money** » Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pm

djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home.

I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?

djstuntmunch · Post by **djstuntmunch** » Thu May 14, 2020 12:34 am

finish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pm
djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home.
I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?

Well, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour, off st. 172. Apparently it’s a very nice plush joint, she also informed me that it also has excellent, plush furnishings and a few private rooms with locks, in case the customer is a little shy. She also gets plenty of overtime and often calls me in the evening to tell me she can’t make it tonight because “too busy at work”.
Also, EVERYONE knows the tuk tuk prices go up exponentially after 7pm.

fazur · Post by **fazur** » Thu May 14, 2020 5:31 am

finish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pm
djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home.
I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?

Buttandbang

fazur · Post by **fazur** » Thu May 14, 2020 5:33 am

djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:34 amWell, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour

she works at 10 downing st?

djstuntmunch · Post by **djstuntmunch** » Thu May 14, 2020 9:24 pm

fazur wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 5:33 am
djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:34 amWell, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour
she works at 10 downing st?

Well,

There’s definitely a JOHNSON to keep her happy! (Airplane! joke for the older members)

djstuntmunch · Post by **djstuntmunch** » Thu May 14, 2020 9:26 pm

fazur wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 5:31 am
finish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pm
djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home.
I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?
Buttandbang

Shenookywell actually.

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