British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage

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that genius wrote:Must practise my fainting technique for when I next need a massage and a free taxi ride.
Haha, my plan as well.
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General Mackevili wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:29 pm
that genius wrote:Must practise my fainting technique for when I next need a massage and a free taxi ride.
Haha, my plan as well.
Haha, my plan is to get some business cards printed offering massages for $50
Spoiler:
in very small print
to hand out to confused fainting barangs.
Spoiler:
massage lady $20,,, tuk-tuk $5,,, my profit $25
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
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I see a business oppo: workshop: how to faint in SE Asia

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Luckily, he was bald. I have seen Cambodians tug on hanks of hair to bring people back from unconsciousness. Leaving the victim in the recovery position is unknown here. Perhaps Tiger Balm was applied. Could have been the heat, it has been a bit hot. No mention of a wallet going missing with all those hands at play. Good to see more good news stories on CEO. First once since the lesbians, keep it up.
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Heng Heng Heng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:29 pm Luckily, he was bald. I have seen Cambodians tug on hanks of hair to bring people back from unconsciousness. Leaving the victim in the recovery position is unknown here. Perhaps Tiger Balm was applied. Could have been the heat, it has been a bit hot. No mention of a wallet going missing with all those hands at play. Good to see more good news stories on CEO. First once since the lesbians, keep it up.
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Hardly.
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Yeah, dehydration never happens in hot climates.

He must have been imagining it.
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hanno wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:21 pm Why is the face blurred in just one picture?
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If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!

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that genius wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:53 pm Yeah, dehydration never happens in hot climates.

He must have been imagining it.
Dehydration can happen in any climate.

You seriously agreeing it has been hot lately? Even British summers get hotter... all three days of them.
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^^ It's the humidity that sweats it out of you.

Last night, just before the rains I woke up hot and sweaty and could feel rain imminent.

Dehydration is real, regardless of whether it 's been hot lately or not.
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violet wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:47 pm
Heng Heng Heng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:29 pm Luckily, he was bald. I have seen Cambodians tug on hanks of hair to bring people back from unconsciousness. Leaving the victim in the recovery position is unknown here. Perhaps Tiger Balm was applied. Could have been the heat, it has been a bit hot. No mention of a wallet going missing with all those hands at play. Good to see more good news stories on CEO. First once since the lesbians, keep it up.
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Hot if you are a British tourist.
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