British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Haha, my plan as well.that genius wrote:Must practise my fainting technique for when I next need a massage and a free taxi ride.
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Haha, my plan is to get some business cards printed offering massages for $50General Mackevili wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:29 pmHaha, my plan as well.that genius wrote:Must practise my fainting technique for when I next need a massage and a free taxi ride.
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I see a business oppo: workshop: how to faint in SE Asia
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Luckily, he was bald. I have seen Cambodians tug on hanks of hair to bring people back from unconsciousness. Leaving the victim in the recovery position is unknown here. Perhaps Tiger Balm was applied. Could have been the heat, it has been a bit hot. No mention of a wallet going missing with all those hands at play. Good to see more good news stories on CEO. First once since the lesbians, keep it up.
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Hot?Heng Heng Heng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:29 pm Luckily, he was bald. I have seen Cambodians tug on hanks of hair to bring people back from unconsciousness. Leaving the victim in the recovery position is unknown here. Perhaps Tiger Balm was applied. Could have been the heat, it has been a bit hot. No mention of a wallet going missing with all those hands at play. Good to see more good news stories on CEO. First once since the lesbians, keep it up.
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Yeah, dehydration never happens in hot climates.
He must have been imagining it.
He must have been imagining it.
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Dehydration can happen in any climate.that genius wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:53 pm Yeah, dehydration never happens in hot climates.
He must have been imagining it.
You seriously agreeing it has been hot lately? Even British summers get hotter... all three days of them.
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
^^ It's the humidity that sweats it out of you.
Last night, just before the rains I woke up hot and sweaty and could feel rain imminent.
Dehydration is real, regardless of whether it 's been hot lately or not.
Last night, just before the rains I woke up hot and sweaty and could feel rain imminent.
Dehydration is real, regardless of whether it 's been hot lately or not.
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Re: British Man Passes Out in the Friendly Streets of Phnom Penh; Gets Free Massage
Hot if you are a British tourist.violet wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:47 pmHot?Heng Heng Heng wrote: ↑Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:29 pm Luckily, he was bald. I have seen Cambodians tug on hanks of hair to bring people back from unconsciousness. Leaving the victim in the recovery position is unknown here. Perhaps Tiger Balm was applied. Could have been the heat, it has been a bit hot. No mention of a wallet going missing with all those hands at play. Good to see more good news stories on CEO. First once since the lesbians, keep it up.
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