Dear Auntie Annie
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Dear Auntie Annie
Dear Aunt Annie, I've got this problem with a girl that will not take no for a answer. She keeps phoning me, sometimes ten times a day and I dont answer the phone. Even if I did answer the phone she would not understand cause she does not speak any English. To tell the truth, I liked her cause she was great in bed but our romance died cause she asked for more and more money all the time..
She has seen me with my new girl but she still keeps phoning me. I know she loves me for my body, as it appears that I'm the first person in her life that made her world move [more than once] but why do girls like her not take the hint that I dont want her in my life.
She has seen me with my new girl but she still keeps phoning me. I know she loves me for my body, as it appears that I'm the first person in her life that made her world move [more than once] but why do girls like her not take the hint that I dont want her in my life.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Dear Auntie Annie
Danm ,, wrong forum,, General Mac, can you redirect my post to the ''Dear Aunt Annie '' site before anyone see it.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Re: Dear Auntie Annie
See, it's like with the sellers of life insurances - they don't give a fuck and they NEVER give up.
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
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Re: Dear Auntie Annie
Dear forum owners: Duncan's idea is brillant: let's start an Aunt Annie advice column called Dear Om Srey - write to us with your intimate and embarrassing problems and we will laugh at you - I volunteer to answer for a week then maybe we could take turns.
In today's letter from Dumkin, the answer is very easy - just put your new g/f on the phone when your ex calls
Can we have something more difficult for the next Dear Om Srey letter please?
In today's letter from Dumkin, the answer is very easy - just put your new g/f on the phone when your ex calls
Can we have something more difficult for the next Dear Om Srey letter please?
Re: Dear Auntie Annie
I may disagree.....probably better if we called it "The psychological structure of Sidewalk Sallies."Anchor Moy wrote:... let's start an Aunt Annie advice column called Dear Om Srey
Last edited by Francis on Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
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Re: Dear Auntie Annie
Wrong forum, dude.Anchor Moy wrote: - write to us . . . . . . . . and we will laugh at you -
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Re: Dear Auntie Annie
Shit, got them mixed up. Thx User.Username Taken wrote:, I was really drunk at the time".
Yeah me too.
Wrong forum, dude.Anchor Moy wrote: - write to us . . . . . . . . and we will laugh at you -
[Edit]What I meant to say was that we will offer you compassionate helpful advice and a clean handkerchief.
Re: Dear Auntie Annie
What a great idea. We ( well Dragon) can set up an account 'Dear Deirdre' or something similar. Members can PM her, with their most intimate and personal problems and .......DAMNED.....a flaw in my plan. Because of a strict moral code, voluntarily in force here, we could not publish the PM's.
Hey Ho! maybe we could sell the idea to another forum that allows that sort of thing.
Hey Ho! maybe we could sell the idea to another forum that allows that sort of thing.
Remember your Karma helps a Wet Child In Wigan !
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Re: Dear Auntie Annie
Dear DeirdreEdinWigan wrote:What a great idea. We ( well Dragon) can set up an account 'Dear Deirdre' or something similar. Members can PM her, with their most intimate and personal problems and .......DAMNED.....a flaw in my plan. Because of a strict moral code, voluntarily in force here, we could not publish the PM's.
Hey Ho! maybe we could sell the idea to another forum that allows that sort of thing.
I've recently started dating a cracking 22 year old fit bar girl. I've also started sleeping with her best friend from work and her 20 year old sister.
I don't need any advice, I just thought I'd let you know.
Garry
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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Re: Dear Auntie Annie
This made me LOL. Thanks for that.Garry.Crabtree wrote:Dear DeirdreEdinWigan wrote:What a great idea. We ( well Dragon) can set up an account 'Dear Deirdre' or something similar. Members can PM her, with their most intimate and personal problems and .......DAMNED.....a flaw in my plan. Because of a strict moral code, voluntarily in force here, we could not publish the PM's.
Hey Ho! maybe we could sell the idea to another forum that allows that sort of thing.
I've recently started dating a cracking 22 year old fit bar girl. I've also started sleeping with her best friend from work and her 20 year old sister.
I don't need any advice, I just thought I'd let you know.
Garry
I'll give ya 500 Riel for it...
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