From that 80's classic, "Truly Tasteless Jokes"

A black, an Irishman, and an Italian are trying out for a TV quiz show. The emcee explains that all they have to do is complete the sentence and spell the word they come up with. All three candidates nod in understanding. The announcer’s voice booms out the first question: “Old MacDonald had a _________”

“Farm,” says the Italian. “F. . . a . . . r . . . m . . . e.”

“I’m sorry,” says the announcer. “Right word,wrong spelling. Next, please: Old MacDonald had a _________”

“House,” says the Irishman. “H . . . o . . . u . . . s . . . e.”

“So sorry,” says the announcer. “Wrong word, right spelling. Next, please: Old MacDonald had a _________”

“Farm!” says the black guy. “E . . . i . . . e . . .i . . . o.”
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How do you solve the Puerto Rican problem?

Tell the blacks they taste like fried chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a Chinaman and a hooker?

Someone who’ll suck your laundry.
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How do you get forty Haitians in a shoebox?

Tell ‘em it floats.
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Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?

So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
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Why is Italy shaped like a boot?

Because they couldn’t fit all that shit into a sneaker.
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What’s Jewish foreplay?
A trip to the jewelry store followed by a half hour of begging.

Puerto Rican foreplay?
“Is your husband back from work yet, Carmen?”

Black foreplay?
“Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.”
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What do you call a Vietnamese family with one dog?

Vegetarians.

every driver should be required to do this!!! impossible to count the number of times i have been forced off the road by vehicles.