Oh, You Internet.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness, and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together.
So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
But it hasn't affected me brothers though."
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together.
So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.
But it hasn't affected me brothers though."
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Seriously, can you buy these?truffledog wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:14 pmLimiting luggage makes sense, just immagine if anybody could carry what they want. A few indians would fill the whole thing up. For those flying the "no luggage at all fares" there is a great gadget (pics taken inside-out). Holds 5kg of goods. enough for a few days trip.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Multiple versions available.Doc67 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 11:45 amSeriously, can you buy these?truffledog wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 5:14 pmLimiting luggage makes sense, just immagine if anybody could carry what they want. A few indians would fill the whole thing up. For those flying the "no luggage at all fares" there is a great gadget (pics taken inside-out). Holds 5kg of goods. enough for a few days trip.
https://lazarsluggage.com/products/stuffa-one-vest
Most look ridiculous, but I see the purpose.
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