Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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That's fuct.
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Guy takes piss baths, wonders why he's never had a relationship...
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This used to be funny now it's real life

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Random Dude wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:59 pm Guy takes piss baths, wonders why he's never had a relationship...
"Is it you or is it them?"

Guy, sitting in a paddling pool filled with the fetid piss of strangers - "I'm pretty sure it's them"
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Jerry Atrick wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 5:08 pm
Random Dude wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:59 pm Guy takes piss baths, wonders why he's never had a relationship...
"Is it you or is it them?"

Guy, sitting in a paddling pool filled with the fetid piss of strangers - "I'm pretty sure it's them"
He should have been putting the moves on the girl who was in the pool with him, it can't be easy meeting someone else who's into that.
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Random Dude wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 5:20 pm
Jerry Atrick wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 5:08 pm
Random Dude wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:59 pm Guy takes piss baths, wonders why he's never had a relationship...
"Is it you or is it them?"

Guy, sitting in a paddling pool filled with the fetid piss of strangers - "I'm pretty sure it's them"
He should have been putting the moves on the girl who was in the pool with him, it can't be easy meeting someone else who's into that.
He mustn't be into Asians - she was quite good looking

Imagine the smell tho
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Need to add one of the best jokes going around.

MoE Says Illegal Logging has Finished (Again)
The Ministry of the Environment refutes a research study by the University of Copenhagen, which shows acute forest loss in Cambodia's protected forest areas.

November 30, 2022
MoE slams report on forest loss
The Ministry of Environment has chided a foreign research university report that Cambodia is losing its forest.

Ministry spokesman Neth Pheaktra said Cambodia has been able to preserve its forest to the extent it can sell carbon credit to countries to offset their carbon footprints. :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:


“If they have nothing negative to report, they will have no work. They should be ashamed of themselves. :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :ROFL:

“The state of Cambodia’s forests is not as bad as they report it to be,” he said. :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

According to Pheaktra, Cambodia has 46.86% forest cover, or about 8.5 million hectares, of which 41% is under the protection and conservation jurisdiction of the Ministry of Environment. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :facepalm:

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Pheaktra said large-scale forest and wildlife crimes no longer occur in Cambodia and “there are still small-scale crimes that law enforcement officers of the various agencies, especially park rangers of the Ministry of Environment, are continuing to prevent and crack down regularly”. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
https://www.khmertimeskh.com/1193651/mo ... rest-loss/
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Arget wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 7:15 am Need to add one of the best jokes going around.

MoE Says Illegal Logging has Finished (Again)
The Ministry of the Environment refutes a research study by the University of Copenhagen, which shows acute forest loss in Cambodia's protected forest areas.

November 30, 2022
MoE slams report on forest loss
The Ministry of Environment has chided a foreign research university report that Cambodia is losing its forest.

Ministry spokesman Neth Pheaktra said Cambodia has been able to preserve its forest to the extent it can sell carbon credit to countries to offset their carbon footprints. :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:


“If they have nothing negative to report, they will have no work. They should be ashamed of themselves. :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :ROFL:

“The state of Cambodia’s forests is not as bad as they report it to be,” he said. :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :plus1: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

According to Pheaktra, Cambodia has 46.86% forest cover, or about 8.5 million hectares, of which 41% is under the protection and conservation jurisdiction of the Ministry of Environment. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :facepalm:

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Pheaktra said large-scale forest and wildlife crimes no longer occur in Cambodia and “there are still small-scale crimes that law enforcement officers of the various agencies, especially park rangers of the Ministry of Environment, are continuing to prevent and crack down regularly”. :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
https://www.khmertimeskh.com/1193651/mo ... rest-loss/
Best one I have heard in a long time.
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One of the reasons why I once said Cambodia is a $###H@@e and had to take a 2 week vacation.

Actually no. Many nice things about Cambodia.

Remember Chut Wutty

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Memories????????????

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