Oh, You Internet.
- CaptainCanuck
- Expatriate
- Posts: 630
- Joined: Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:48 am
- Reputation: 696
- Big Daikon
- Expatriate
- Posts: 3184
- Joined: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:07 am
- Reputation: 2602
- Big Daikon
- Expatriate
- Posts: 3184
- Joined: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:07 am
- Reputation: 2602
- Jerry Atrick
- Expatriate
- Posts: 5436
- Joined: Sat May 17, 2014 4:19 pm
- Reputation: 3051
- Ghostwriter
- Expatriate
- Posts: 3123
- Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2019 2:01 am
- Reputation: 2008
- Username Taken
- Raven
- Posts: 13929
- Joined: Mon May 19, 2014 6:53 pm
- Reputation: 6003
Re: Oh, You Internet.
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Hamad replied,
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Hamad replied,
Spoiler:
- Big Daikon
- Expatriate
- Posts: 3184
- Joined: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:07 am
- Reputation: 2602
- CaptainCanuck
- Expatriate
- Posts: 630
- Joined: Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:48 am
- Reputation: 696
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
- 6 Replies
- 4155 Views
-
Last post by DavidFieldman
-
- 3 Replies
- 6404 Views
-
Last post by fsdfdsdf
-
- 4 Replies
- 3987 Views
-
Last post by Bluenose
-
- 11 Replies
- 7168 Views
-
Last post by mossie
-
- 10 Replies
- 4441 Views
-
Last post by newkidontheblock
-
- 7 Replies
- 1492 Views
-
Last post by whereami
-
- 10 Replies
- 6696 Views
-
Last post by twensolr91
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Born-Confused, Moe, Random Dude, Spigzy and 467 guests