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Little Melissa comes home from her first grade class and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get angry. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"”
Vladimir Putin," she says.
"Why Vladimir Putin," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give him Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to President Putin, he'd start to love everyone a lot more. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know, "Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, we could shoot the wanker!"

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