Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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Wtf Sanjuro, this is some weird selection, or is it me ? It might be me.
Althought, is it ?

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@Ghostwriter
It's you brah.
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Ghostwriter wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 6:20 am Wtf Sanjuro, this is some weird selection, or is it me ? It might be me.
Althought, is it ?

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Nah - I'm with you, they are just crap!
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it would seem the left still can't meme
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XXX

*ADULT JOKES*

1) A soldier's wife sends him her nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Darling, I'll wait like this till you come back!"
Soldier: That's great. But who has taken this photograph??
🤪🤪🤪🤪

2) Girl Friend: I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table ...
Boyfriend climbs into bed slowly & says: Honey, would you pass the boobs please?
😊😊😊😊

3) Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!
😅😅😅😅

4) A collage student comes to his class with broken spectacles ...
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!
😘😘😘😘

5) What's the difference between a man & a woman ...
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life ...
A woman MAY NOT !!😁😁😁😁

6) After her operation, a blonde to the Doctor: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after a tonsil operation!!
😜😜😜😜

7) During sex, Man suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again and after some time stops to remain motionless once again.
This goes on for quite some time.
Wife: What the hell are you doing?
Man: I have seen this new technique on an internet porn site...
Wife : Stupid....... it is due to Buffering
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

8. Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant! Horror is when both are pregnant! Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both !
🙊🙈🙉😊😊

9. The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the
sea tasted salty?
🧤🧤🧤🧤

10. Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you? To see if you really mean it!!
🤩🤩🤩🤩

11.Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to do it again.
💃🕺💃🕺

12. Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does..
😎😎😎😎

13. Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
😏😏😏😏

14. The stock markets are now like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting screwed!
👏👏👏👏

15. This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan ....... "We stare because we care!"
🤥🤥😏😏

16. The saddest part of a man's body is his balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"
😬😬😬😬

17. A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me.... twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you the first time?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
😂😂😂😂

18. What is the difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
🤠🤠🤠🤠

19. If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear? Banana splits..
Ouch....!!
😛😛😛😛
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