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That shirt is just a massive fail!
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What's wrong here..
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Look no hands
Covid haircut
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My reply at the beginning of this email ( reply)
To a dead friend of mine who’s address was his that the sender somehow used .:
am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF.
PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease.
It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end and wondering how much more damage Washington can do and how long it will take to repair the damage once a new person takes over the presidency.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Taliban terrorists.
Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the CNN coverage lies.
Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected Biden/Harris.
Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news.
Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in 2022.
"He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot, is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave."
-- William Drummond, Scottish writer (1585 - 1649)
I did not look up the last 2 lines which you scholars will probly relish
To a dead friend of mine who’s address was his that the sender somehow used .:
am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF.
PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease.
It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end and wondering how much more damage Washington can do and how long it will take to repair the damage once a new person takes over the presidency.
Symptoms include:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Taliban terrorists.
Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the CNN coverage lies.
Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected Biden/Harris.
Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news.
Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in 2022.
"He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot, is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave."
-- William Drummond, Scottish writer (1585 - 1649)
I did not look up the last 2 lines which you scholars will probly relish
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That's actually a much better version!
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