Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
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Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
He probably landed a gig in Vietnam already:
"Superstar English teacher looking for work!
I am 19 from Holland. I am not a native speaker but can watch an American movie with no subtitles. I am also white and very handsome. I do not have a degree but I have life experience. I get on with everyone, I think everyone loves me. I make your classes really fun! I did a free telf with monkeyteachers online . I can also play the guitar and many games in class because I don't know how to teach but I know games are good fun. Their parents won't mind if they fail their tests as long as they have fun. I want the same salary as a native qualified speaker and will work split shifts. I don't have a police check but will only take students and teaching assistants home who want it. Also I don't date girls or boys under 16. I wear sandals and shorts to work because I am cool and your students will have super fun! I am a world traveller, I have taken my picture in front of many landmarks and gotten drunk in many western bars around the world. I think people are all the same and I love life! I am a experienced bartender and have experience as a sales manager of a shoe shop. I don't know much about punctuation but who does on here right?
PM me if you have a job or want to hang out, I love Vietnam! Bur but I will leave in 6 weeks"
"Superstar English teacher looking for work!
I am 19 from Holland. I am not a native speaker but can watch an American movie with no subtitles. I am also white and very handsome. I do not have a degree but I have life experience. I get on with everyone, I think everyone loves me. I make your classes really fun! I did a free telf with monkeyteachers online . I can also play the guitar and many games in class because I don't know how to teach but I know games are good fun. Their parents won't mind if they fail their tests as long as they have fun. I want the same salary as a native qualified speaker and will work split shifts. I don't have a police check but will only take students and teaching assistants home who want it. Also I don't date girls or boys under 16. I wear sandals and shorts to work because I am cool and your students will have super fun! I am a world traveller, I have taken my picture in front of many landmarks and gotten drunk in many western bars around the world. I think people are all the same and I love life! I am a experienced bartender and have experience as a sales manager of a shoe shop. I don't know much about punctuation but who does on here right?
PM me if you have a job or want to hang out, I love Vietnam! Bur but I will leave in 6 weeks"
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- frank lee bent
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
LMAO
i bet he gets hired at once!
i bet he gets hired at once!
Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
This guy is going places!
- hanno
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
"I am 19" and "I have life experience".
He also has a somewhat inflated ego...
He also has a somewhat inflated ego...
- Cruisemonkey
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
That's got to be a joke! But then...
You could be next.
- prahocalypse now
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
"Also I don't date girls or boys under 16... "
Yes, but what about the other 61 genders?
Yes, but what about the other 61 genders?
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
I can watch Russian movies with Greek subtitles!
Don't understand them but I CAN watch them!
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Don't understand them but I CAN watch them!
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
This bloke must have two dicks..... couldn't be that stupid only playing with one!!!!!
- frank lee bent
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
do you think maybe it is a troll?
great man bun and super beard
great man bun and super beard
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work
I hope that if he is employed he will be able to live up to the low standards he sets for himself.
As my old Cajun bait seller used to say, "I opes you luck.
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