Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

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Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by General Mackevili » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:05 am

He probably landed a gig in Vietnam already:

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"Superstar English teacher looking for work!

I am 19 from Holland. I am not a native speaker but can watch an American movie with no subtitles. I am also white and very handsome. I do not have a degree but I have life experience. I get on with everyone, I think everyone loves me. I make your classes really fun! I did a free telf with monkeyteachers online . I can also play the guitar and many games in class because I don't know how to teach but I know games are good fun. Their parents won't mind if they fail their tests as long as they have fun. I want the same salary as a native qualified speaker and will work split shifts. I don't have a police check but will only take students and teaching assistants home who want it. Also I don't date girls or boys under 16. I wear sandals and shorts to work because I am cool and your students will have super fun! I am a world traveller, I have taken my picture in front of many landmarks and gotten drunk in many western bars around the world. I think people are all the same and I love life! I am a experienced bartender and have experience as a sales manager of a shoe shop. I don't know much about punctuation but who does on here right?
PM me if you have a job or want to hang out, I love Vietnam! Bur but I will leave in 6 weeks"
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by frank lee bent » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:55 am

LMAO
i bet he gets hired at once!
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by kptic » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:50 am

This guy is going places! :beer:
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by hanno » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:27 am

"I am 19" and "I have life experience".

He also has a somewhat inflated ego...
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by Cruisemonkey » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:37 am

That's got to be a joke! But then...
You could be next.
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by prahocalypse now » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:41 am

"Also I don't date girls or boys under 16... "

Yes, but what about the other 61 genders?
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by Barang chgout » Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:41 am

I can watch Russian movies with Greek subtitles!
Don't understand them but I CAN watch them!

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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by Arget » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:21 am

This bloke must have two dicks..... couldn't be that stupid only playing with one!!!!!
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by frank lee bent » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:43 am

do you think maybe it is a troll?
great man bun and super beard
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Re: Superstar English Teacher Looking for Work

Post by taabarang » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:03 am

I hope that if he is employed he will be able to live up to the low standards he sets for himself.
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