Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

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General Mackevili wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:52 am
vladimir wrote:If he gets dengue, will he be spotted dick?
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If he started working in a fan shop would it be a blow job?


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vladimir wrote:Needs enlarging.
Oh my god lolol! Too funny.


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French by any chance? A dick on Kampot river?
http://www.dick-rivers.com/ (sorry haven't sorted a new pic hosting account since that photobucket scam happening)
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I can imagine this guy giving details for an official form

Name? Small, Dick

Sir, I asked for your name, not your problem, this is the hospital registry...Cosmetic Surgery is down the hall.

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What are three 2-letter words for 'small'?

Is it in...?
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how about Hugh Jass? does he still live down there?
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If my name was Dick Small I would have disappeared years ago.
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He does when he gets cold..
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men are from Mars....................... when exposed to cold women laugh at us because penis shrinks.
Women are from Venus.................. when exposed to cold men smile because nipples grow.
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