Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:32 pm

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vladimir wrote:If he gets dengue, will he be spotted dick?
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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by rozzieoz » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:04 pm

If he started working in a fan shop would it be a blow job?


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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by rozzieoz » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:06 pm

vladimir wrote:Needs enlarging.
Oh my god lolol! Too funny.


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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by Barang_doa_slae » Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:18 am

French by any chance? A dick on Kampot river?
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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by vladimir » Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:53 am

I can imagine this guy giving details for an official form

Name? Small, Dick

Sir, I asked for your name, not your problem, this is the hospital registry...Cosmetic Surgery is down the hall.

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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by soup » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:53 am

What are three 2-letter words for 'small'?

Is it in...?
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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by frank lee bent » Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:47 pm

how about Hugh Jass? does he still live down there?
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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by willyhilly » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:45 pm

If my name was Dick Small I would have disappeared years ago.
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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by Arget » Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:37 am

He does when he gets cold..
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Re: Dick Small (looking for brother who is a Kampot expat)

Post by Arget » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:38 pm

men are from Mars....................... when exposed to cold women laugh at us because penis shrinks.
Women are from Venus.................. when exposed to cold men smile because nipples grow.
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