Do you speak English? Are you GAY? Come work at L Bar in Phnom Penh for $150 a month!

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Do you speak English? Are you GAY? Come work at L Bar in Phnom Penh for $150 a month!

Post by General Mackevili » Mon May 01, 2017 8:28 pm

Hello expats. I'm thinking of taking this job, as I feel I'm the perfect candidate.

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What kind of lifestyle can I afford on $150 a month? I always eat out and have what some would call a drinking problem.

What kind of healthcare could I expect from most employers? I know Cambodia is cheap and I don't plan to save a lot, so $150 a month seems like a fair offer in this part of the world.

And I'm OK with basic accommodation. A pool and/or gym would be a plus, but I'm easy going.

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Post by SinnSisamouth » Mon May 01, 2017 8:32 pm

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Post by StroppyChops » Mon May 01, 2017 8:48 pm

Related (kinda) - in all seriousness, Bumblebee Cambodia Soap will be involved in Gay Pride Week next month, our big tuktuk will be one of the mystery locations to be found on the scavenger hunt and we'll be a drinks stop.

If anyone owns a (profitable) business and wants to contribute bottled water, you're welcome to participate.
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Post by General Mackevili » Mon May 01, 2017 11:02 pm


StroppyChops wrote:Related (kinda) - in all seriousness, Bumblebee Cambodia Soap will be involved in Gay Pride Week next month, our big tuktuk will be one of the mystery locations to be found on the scavenger hunt and we'll be a drinks stop.

If anyone owns a (profitable) business and wants to contribute bottled water, you're welcome to participate.
Please tell me you're getting into character! I will be searching high and low for pics of the event on Facebook.

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Post by timmydownawell » Mon May 01, 2017 11:11 pm

I've been searching for a $1 an hour job. Where do I sign up?
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Post by StroppyChops » Tue May 02, 2017 12:35 am

General Mackevili wrote:
Mon May 01, 2017 11:02 pm
Please tell me you're getting into character! I will be searching high and low for pics of the event on Facebook.
It wouldn't be the first time. I was once on stage in a full ballgown. I'll leave you with that mental image.
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Post by John Bingham » Tue May 02, 2017 12:51 am

I hope they do well. Wasn't there an "L Bar" that opened up and was for sale within 3 months fairly recently?
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That's some pretty illiterate shit though, they need a better copywriter. The irony is strong here, I'm not sure what to make of it.
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Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue May 02, 2017 9:05 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
Mon May 01, 2017 8:28 pm
Hello expats. I'm thinking of taking this job, as I feel I'm the perfect candidate.

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What kind of lifestyle can I afford on $150 a month? I always eat out and have what some would call a drinking problem.

What kind of healthcare could I expect from most employers? I know Cambodia is cheap and I don't plan to save a lot, so $150 a month seems like a fair offer in this part of the world.

And I'm OK with basic accommodation. A pool and/or gym would be a plus, but I'm easy going.

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Post by Jamie_Lambo » Tue May 02, 2017 9:57 pm

John Bingham wrote:
Tue May 02, 2017 12:51 am
I hope they do well. Wasn't there an "L Bar" that opened up and was for sale within 3 months fairly recently?
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That's some pretty illiterate shit though, they need a better copywriter. The irony is strong here, I'm not sure what to make of it.
yeah thats right lol

i think the jobs aimed at a khmer as it mentions about khmer communications
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Post by willyhilly » Tue May 02, 2017 10:35 pm

Those cable drums as tables look really classy. There are probably some trendy pallets there too somewhere. Maybe they should paint them, camoflague colours would be good.
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