A Day In The Life of BKKTRAPPER

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i tried to watch and got thru about 5 minutes and ....what shit.
as jamie said u must have to be Australian to think its funny
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The subtlety of a sledge hammer but I think it is funny (Housos, not Pineapple or whatever his name is).
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phuketrichard wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:37 pm i tried to watch and got thru about 5 minutes and ....what shit.
as jamie said u must have to be Australian to think its funny
Trailer Park Boys

Serial from Canada eh. Same same different accent.
But lasted 15 years so what do I know is funny. :popcorn:
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A day in the life of BKKTRAPPER:

12.30 pm : Wake up with a stinking hangover in your mom's basement.
1.00 pm: Boil some water for your ramen.
2.30 pm: Check the internet to find all of your previous day's efforts have been deleted and you have been banned.
3.00 pm: Set up a new e-mail account, and some new accounts on a few forums.
3.10 pm: Start huffing gasoline. Go into a daze.
5.00 pm: Type a few random misspelt words, making sure to include "feminazi", "backpacker", "ex-pat" and "50 cent beers".
5.20 pm: Tell everyone about your $5000 an hour job.
5.37 pm: Huff some of your mom's nail-polish remover. Go into a daze.
7.30 pm: Watch Neighbours.
8.00 pm: Your mom comes in and tells you you're a useless cunt.
8.01 pm: Go back down to your mom's basement.
8.22 pm: Wank yourself silly over an old copy of Razzle.
8.46 pm: Fall asleep.
3.45 am: Piss yourself.
11.55 am: Wake up in a pool of piss, but too fucked to do anything about it.
12.30 pm: Repeat the above.
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Luigi wrote: Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:36 pm
Seasquatch wrote: Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:07 pm Ha ha haaaaa 100 times funnier than anything I've seen on septic tv for a long time :popcorn: I'm going to watch the other episodes.

You call flops - thongs? Hilarious!

Maybe Florida broke off Australia millions of years ago. ;-)
Maybe Broward County. Only place I've ever met that concentratio of white trash in the limp penis state. :beer3:
:D I live in Broward, maybe years ago but all the New Yorkers/Bostonians, Haitians/Jamaicans and Cubans squeezed the rednecks out to Davie. Kissimmee, Ocala, Jacksonville are way worse for white trash.

The show is a bit gonzo but I like some self loathing nasty humor, Married with Children is one of my favorites. I grew up watching a lot of Australian movies back in the 80's so maybe I get it.
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I used to play the exact same pokie machine on that bar stool as BKKtrapper's step dad in his terrible mustache sat on. I played to the credit limit, 200 credit per spin some where in a bar in Maitland -- ordered a glass of cold Toohey when I got 15 free games the machine just gone mad somewhere during my 8th free games but it stopped at $500 winning limit either the fucking Aristocrat pokie machine manufacturer put it to that limit or the fucking bar owner....didnt make much sense to gamble as it cost 5 bucks a spin and your highest return is capped at 500 bucks. Anyway when I tried to cash out it required hand pay -- when I called a brunette waitress over to cash out she asked for my ID, I guess didnt help as I still had my Maitland high school t-shirt uniform on. But not only I did not got paid my winning which I think I rightfully deserved, the bitch proceeded telling how illegal is was and what a bad boy I am.

But for all the bad experience I have had in the terrible New South Wale land the hot blonde babes on Newscastle beach made up for it.
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'' New South Wale land the hot blonde babes on Newscastle beach made up for it.

Didn't happen unless you have photographic evidence.
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All I can tell from those memorable experiences the Aussie babes digged me.
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