HIPPIE SPENDS 6 MONTHS AND £6,000

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HIPPIE SPENDS 6 MONTHS AND £6,000

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...TRAVELLING THE WORLD TO FIND HIMSELF; DISCOVERS HE’S A COMPLETE CUNT.

Seems recently we have picked up a few of them here. :stir: :stir:
A young hippy from South Gloucestershire says he has been left ‘devastated’ after realising he’s a boring, cliche cunt, following an expensive round-the-world trip through countries such as Goa, Mongolia, Peru and Burma.

19 year old Jonty Cockburn told Big Karma the stark understanding hit him whilst he was sat round a drum circle at an organic chickpea farm in New Zealand’s northern island.

The trigger was a sudden awareness that he was in the company of 8 other near-identical looking white, dreadlocked, poncho-wearing, bucket-hat sporting, fire-poi spinning, terribly tattooed idiots.

Cockburn, whose Facebook profile lists his interests as ‘legalisation, hacky-sack [and]… psytrance’, says he is planning to cut his dreadlocks off, throw away his propagator and burn his embarrassing collection of tye-dye t-shirts.

‘I thought I was an individual snowflake, but then I realised that actually, all snow looks the same to the human eye.

I don’t want to sit around anymore talking about how we’re going to change the world with a revolution, only to then consume an entire bag of Cool Original Doritos, watch re-runs of Blackadder, and then fall asleep.

I want to actually do something worthwhile with my life instead.’
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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I'm shocked nobody's started a direct flight from Sihanoukville to Goa. I guess you can't board with an expired visa though.
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Haha, I think I've seen this one before but it never gets old.
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:beer3: The kid's a genius ! Some people take a lifetime and still don't work it out.

But I'll admit to watching reruns of Blackadder until I fall asleep, so yeah. :-o
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General Mackevili wrote:I'm shocked nobody's started a direct flight from Sihanoukville to Goa. I guess you can't board with an expired visa though.

Don't be ridiculous now, expired visa is kindergarten hippie stuff.
The real mccoy Goa hippies stuck in SHV never had a passports in the first place (believe it or not but don't even think about asking for details)
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