On line extortion ...

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On line extortion ...

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This could be you ...



... send the money NOW!!
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I'd tell the scammer I want actors scale salary, as porno stars can make big money and when can I expect payment.
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i would pay for people to watch and distribute my masturbation videos
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bolueeleh wrote:i would pay for people to watch and distribute my masturbation videos
You'd have to pay a hell of a lot, I'd imagine lol


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CLOCKWORK ORANGE REVISITED

Imagine being strapped down, with the head restraints and the open-eye device, and compelled to watch anyone (no matter how good-looking*) wanking in an endless
loop - it would be a jolly good non-injurious softening-up prior to interrogation, don*t you think?

* would be be more or less appalling to watch - say - Justin Beiber or - say - Donald Trump doing the wanking?

What background music would be best? Heavy metal? Chopin? Gregorian chants?
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^^ Wow. You really are weird.

Maybe better you tell us how date palms pollinate, or, . . . or, what ? . . . . . I don't know.

You make me fear growing old.
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No way.
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Username Taken wrote:^^ Wow. You really are weird.

Maybe better you tell us how date palms pollinate, or, . . . or, what ? . . . . . I don't know.

You make me fear growing old.


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