American Expats Mike Keys and Joel Fry Attacked in Sihanoukville by Russians

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It's a far reach, but one has to wonder whether this was meant to coincide with the US Naval ships presence given his associations. As a side note, Sihanoukville this week would be the idea staging ground to initiate the causation of A war; you've got Russian Mafioso and thugs (much like their gov), a US Naval ship, and three Chinese naval ships all within spitting distance of each other. KTVs full of Chinese and Khmer officers and bars full of American seamen. A handful of guys with initiative, armed few Russian and American grenades and AKs, and maybe some Chinese rocket launchers, could probably start WW3 tonite. Only in ShV! :dragonchase:
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"bars full of American seamen"

Don't forget the 'hookers full of American semen'.
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Username Taken wrote:"bars full of American seamen"

Don't forget the 'hookers full of American semen'.
:plus1: A Classic that one!
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General!!! Where's that Like button?
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Username Taken wrote:General!!! Where's that Like button?
The like button is with the date seeds.
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Who in their right mind posts that sort of nonsense on FB? "Just give the word..." Lol


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rozzieoz wrote:Who in their right mind posts that sort of nonsense on FB? "Just give the word..." Lol


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They might just trying to get as much FB attention (the portal to Khmers brains!) so that the local cops will feel more pressured to act. I'm surprised there's no mention of it at all on Huy Bunleng's page. That's one of the first strings I'd pull.
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Updates:

*Joel Fry had surgery on his knee, found CEO, and closed all the borders and airports to catch the Russian gangsters in Cambodia.

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*Mike Keys has a cut on his ear but will survive, and although he's a bit shaken up by the whole ordeal, the spoon has managed to stay stuck to his forehead.

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*And Mitch "The Hit Man" Hasty is still on a fucking Warpath.

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Mitch :assasin: Hasty is an absolute fucktard. I look forward to more brain-damaged bollocks about how he is going to "Put those fucking Russkies in a world of hurt", how he is "Going to take out the trash" and other pseudo tough guy cliches.

Couldn't that Mike guy have pulled the spoon off his head and used it as a weapon in the incident? I'll bet :assasin: could do that, if only he'd been there to get to work with the eye removing spoon and other tableware. Imagine what the fucker could do with a cruet set and a cake stand.
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whats with the spoon thing?
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