Flight security
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Flight security
So now they are checking electronic devices before people get on the flight.
Jeez, this occurred to me years ago, which genius finally realised this?
I look forward to the day when we have to travel naked and one can book ' hottie' seats as opposed to ' withered prune/slob' seats.
As long as no one suggests asking why these people want to bomb planes (they want our iPads) we'll be fine.
Jeez, this occurred to me years ago, which genius finally realised this?
I look forward to the day when we have to travel naked and one can book ' hottie' seats as opposed to ' withered prune/slob' seats.
As long as no one suggests asking why these people want to bomb planes (they want our iPads) we'll be fine.
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right?
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Maybe the same reason the fucking fundamentalist Islamist jihadists go around Pakiafghanibeckistan beheading helpless villagers and stoning young girls to death and post the images on the internet. Because they are fucking psycho killers who kill and kill and kill and would not hesitate to kill you, your wife and your child regardless of your semi-sympathetic ideological ramblings...and that has FUCK ALL to do with George Bush or the invasion of Iraq or whatever historical delusion you cling on to.vladimir wrote: As long as no one suggests asking why these people want to bomb planes (they want our iPads) we'll be fine.
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^ I've never met your daughter.
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She's not allowed around aussies.StroppyChops wrote:^ I've never met your daughter.
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Possibly for the best, we'd teach her how to speak proper English.nightmare.believer wrote:She's not allowed around aussies.StroppyChops wrote:^ I've never met your daughter.
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wtf?StroppyChops wrote:Possibly for the best, we'd teach her how to speak proper English.nightmare.believer wrote:She's not allowed around aussies.StroppyChops wrote:^ I've never met your daughter.
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nightmare.believer wrote:wtf?StroppyChops wrote:Possibly for the best, we'd teach her how to speak proper English.nightmare.believer wrote:She's not allowed around aussies.StroppyChops wrote:^ I've never met your daughter.
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As long as we agree, then.Soi Dog wrote:Maybe the same reason the fucking fundamentalist Islamist jihadists go around Pakiafghanibeckistan beheading helpless villagers and stoning young girls to death and post the images on the internet. Because they are fucking psycho killers who kill and kill and kill and would not hesitate to kill you, your wife and your child regardless of your semi-sympathetic ideological ramblings...and that has FUCK ALL to do with George Bush or the invasion of Iraq or whatever historical delusion you cling on to.vladimir wrote: As long as no one suggests asking why these people want to bomb planes (they want our iPads) we'll be fine.
Your attempt at deflection is weak, sorry, but true.
I do not/never will sympathize with such acts. I am more interested as to why these 'fucking psycho killers' hate the US/western nations so much.
An analogy:
You're walking down the street, and a complete stranger walks up to you and slaps you across the face.
The first thing most people would ask is ' WHY?" but no, that is the taboo question.
Next day it happens again. And the next, and the next, and soon hundreds of slappers are slapping you every single day.
At some stage a person with an IQ of over 5 might begin to ask himself WHY and analyse his own position. Kind of like Rod Stewart with six failed marriages.
But NO, it's always the other party's fault.
And YES, the slappers have told us WHY, they've gone on TV and social networks etc, and they have told you.
Do you think that perhaps you should listen to what they have to say and analyse it honestly?
And, again, for ADD members, nothing justifies 911 or anything else like it. I abhor the bombings, the killing of schoolgirls, the inhumane treatment of women etc. It is simply, horribly wrong.
But let's have an honest, impartial look at the causes.
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