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This just came from a old friend of mine , i said it sounds to good to be true but if it’s true I love her .
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter on Sunday, and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".
Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's Presidents Day!".
She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of bull shit."
You know, it really does hurt when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter on Sunday, and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".
Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's Presidents Day!".
She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of bull shit."
You know, it really does hurt when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
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Can anyone explain what this means?pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:42 am
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of bull shit."
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I guess it means he cannot see his shadow if he's lying flat on a stretcher ( like if he's dead for example), so i guess the joke doesn't seem like a pro-Biden one ?John Bingham wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2023 4:11 pmCan anyone explain what this means?pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:42 am
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of bull shit."
Or maybe if he steps out at night ? I don't know what to do with that, but no shadow too...
Falls flat on me.
I'm always dubious of "some friend joke" presented as "too good to be true", deflecting the eventual upcoming thing to blame, but overselling the joke anyway, 'specially with a politic side in it, but that's just me of course^^
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YesJohn Bingham wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2023 4:11 pmCan anyone explain what this means?pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:42 am
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of bull shit."
Although I’d be surprised if a regular 10 year old would really appreciate Groundhog Day.
Unless they lived in Punxsutawney, or were a closet Bill Murray fan.
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Yes I can , it’s a play on ground hogs day when the stupid groundhog comes out from its hole 🕳John Bingham wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2023 4:11 pmCan anyone explain what this means?pissontheroof wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:42 am
She replied, "Presidents Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of bull shit."
( I mean not its hole but comes out of a hole in the ground and ) if it sees it’s shadow they get more winter weather
Here’s a explanation https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/
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