Oh, You Internet.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
A touching love story...
WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:
No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife-
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
Husband:
...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you
Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9
Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!
Husband's funeral is on Sunday, please attend......
WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband:
No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife-
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married
Husband:
...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you
Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?
Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..
Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband:
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9
Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!
Husband's funeral is on Sunday, please attend......
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
From the comments:
As an American citizen I can attest that America can be described as “azafootamin ata foot”
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
It's a funny gaffe - don't care if you vote republikan demokrat or whatever - Leslie Nielsen would have been proud of that oneUsername Taken wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:57 pmFrom the comments:
As an American citizen I can attest that America can be described as “azafootamin ata foot”
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