Oh, You Internet.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Facebook for Seniors
For those of my generation who simply do not, and cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists;
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell random passers-by what I have eaten, how I
feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I'm doing now, what I will be doing
later and with whom, and where I'm going next.
I then ask them to follow me along the street and watch me be important.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage,
watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, washing the car, driving around town, eating lunch,
getting a haircut, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day, including taking selfies
of myself in the bathroom.
I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them that I like them and
will be friends with them.
It all works just like Facebook, only I do it face to face, not on a little glass screen…
I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
For those of my generation who simply do not, and cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists;
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell random passers-by what I have eaten, how I
feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I'm doing now, what I will be doing
later and with whom, and where I'm going next.
I then ask them to follow me along the street and watch me be important.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage,
watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, washing the car, driving around town, eating lunch,
getting a haircut, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day, including taking selfies
of myself in the bathroom.
I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them that I like them and
will be friends with them.
It all works just like Facebook, only I do it face to face, not on a little glass screen…
I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
lol
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
Re: Oh, You Internet.
I gave you a "thumbs up" to show you that I found your post funny.Username Taken wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:23 pm I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them that I like them and
will be friends with them.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Do not ever eat genetically modified crops
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