Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby Username Taken » Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:58 pm

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Funny things from the internet, related to Cambodia or not.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby Username Taken » Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:36 pm

If you've got nothing better to do, you've got to watch this. Absolutely amazingly talented woman.

Run time is 6:37, but you can stop after 2 mins.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaZDOj23KIU
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby Username Taken » Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:40 pm

Does anybody remember Tommy Cooper?


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1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.


2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...'


3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'


4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.


5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.


7. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.


8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'


11. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. '
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'


12. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'


13. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start.'


14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.


15. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?'
I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..'


16. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.


17. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bastard!'


18. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.


19. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'


20. A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'
The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'


21. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby Username Taken » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:58 am

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby SinnSisamouth » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:14 am

Username Taken wrote:Does anybody remember Tommy Cooper?


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super!
even when he was dying people were laughing!

if you like quick jokes check put tim vine
i am on these blocked lists;
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby bolueeleh » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:33 am

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no way! really? :shock:
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby Username Taken » Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:33 am

Aussie barbecue with built in drink cooler.


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When finished, just pull the handle to extinguish the fire.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Postby Kung-fu Hillbilly » Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:24 pm

Sorry, my fucking karma just ran over your dogma.


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