Oh, You Internet.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
And here I was checking out her pretty plate of pink salmon.Freightdog wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 11:03 pmInline twin?
Now be honest, there's 2 places to look straight away, Words, or Power points! Who looked where?
And then, where did you look?
Honestly, I saw words primarily, because the jugs are not immediately attractive to me, they were in the periphery.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
Behold, unaddressed particular group of homo sapiens. This here that you see is a field, typically defined as a location where certain things are grown (typically plants such as fruits or vegetables) are raised with sunlight and water, but in this case I use this field to grow “fucks”, which are defined as me caring about a certain situation. If you look at said field in an attempt to find such fucks, your attempt will fail because the field is empty and no fucks have been grown, implying that I don’t care about the unaddressed situation.
Welcome to social media. You will be contacted shortly by someone who doesn't understand humour.
Re: Oh, You Internet.
Sir may I help you. If you have not grown any fucks of your own may i kindly donate one to you.
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from he who gives a fuck!
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from he who gives a fuck!
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
A double welcome: punch to the teeth, knee to the groin.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
^^^
Drop a huge magnet in the toilet, get him pissed so he has to throw up.....
Drop a huge magnet in the toilet, get him pissed so he has to throw up.....
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Re: Oh, You Internet.
A couple of observations: Whoever shot him should have waited until his antlers had grown in properly, and they should have used heavier cartridges.
I’d recommend 3” magnums loaded with 00 buckshot and wait until he’s well within range.
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