Thats the problem with booze..makes ugly chicks look good and makes ladyboys look like woman.
I'm reminded of staggering through the alleys of Kuta one early morning years ago when I cam across two young Aussie guys and a local "gal" pretty drunk as well standing around - the two Aussies looked a bit concerned and confused. I offered a "G'day" as I stumbled past with one of the young Aussie guys asking "You're Australian?" I replied with a slurred confirmation when the guy continues. "This chick just gave my mate a blow job and then tells us he's a ladyboy." I laughed, stumbled on and offered "Welcome to Asia fellas." The two of them continued to look bewildered trying to make sense of it all.
The idea that seeing the world is going from place to place to look at obvious things is an illusion natural to dull minds.