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Re: Oh, You Internet.
A Gujrati mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"
So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted
"NESCAFE"
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
"WILLS"
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label
"fantastic till the last drop"
went to her husband's pack of WILLS cigarette and read
"Extra long, king size"
she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
"Air India Chennai Hyderabad",
the mother then called Air India helpdesk to enquire about their Chennai Hyderabad flight and they replied
"it's 5 Times Daily, 7days a week, *both ways* and the flight duration is 1 hour 30 minutes"
"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"
So....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted
"NESCAFE"
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
"WILLS"
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label
"fantastic till the last drop"
went to her husband's pack of WILLS cigarette and read
"Extra long, king size"
she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
"Air India Chennai Hyderabad",
the mother then called Air India helpdesk to enquire about their Chennai Hyderabad flight and they replied
"it's 5 Times Daily, 7days a week, *both ways* and the flight duration is 1 hour 30 minutes"
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