Oh, You Internet.
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Don’t get me wrong , I used to be a catholic until i reached the age of reason ( to hell with my dad ) so don’t get me wrong this is just a joke :
In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer.
She was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
“Dear Lord: This last year has been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actors, Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas and Diana Rigg;
my favorite television host, Alex Trebek; Carl Reiner from ‘Your Show of Shows’;
my favorite singer from the 50’s, Little Richard;
even Charlie Daniels and Kenny Rogers, my two favorite country western singers;
and from sports you took Gale Sayers and my favorite basketball player Kobe Bryant.”
“I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are: Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi."
After the Inauguration Day riots on the west coast maybe they should offer this hat in a blue version too. Or one with rainbow stripes. Polka dots?
In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer.
She was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
“Dear Lord: This last year has been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actors, Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas and Diana Rigg;
my favorite television host, Alex Trebek; Carl Reiner from ‘Your Show of Shows’;
my favorite singer from the 50’s, Little Richard;
even Charlie Daniels and Kenny Rogers, my two favorite country western singers;
and from sports you took Gale Sayers and my favorite basketball player Kobe Bryant.”
“I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are: Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi."
After the Inauguration Day riots on the west coast maybe they should offer this hat in a blue version too. Or one with rainbow stripes. Polka dots?
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