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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's Dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had No Ears.

His Dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's Missing Ears or even said the word Ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Johnnie.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet,beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses.
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That fish & chip question is a disgrace. If it isn’t salt & vinegar, the follow up should be “which country did you move from to the UK?”
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Spigzy wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:36 pm That fish & chip question is a disgrace. If it isn’t salt & vinegar, the follow up should be “which country did you move from to the UK?”
**excluding salt and vinegar

one would assume it would be 100% salt and vinegar and then the 3rd addition is the seperation
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IraHayes wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:36 pm
Spigzy wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:36 pm That fish & chip question is a disgrace. If it isn’t salt & vinegar, the follow up should be “which country did you move from to the UK?”
**excluding salt and vinegar

one would assume it would be 100% salt and vinegar and then the 3rd addition is the seperation
I saw that, but frankly the answer is "salt & vinegar" - if the interviewer said "yeah, but what else?", they should have been rebuked immediately!! :beer3:
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Spigzy wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 1:52 am
IraHayes wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:36 pm
Spigzy wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:36 pm That fish & chip question is a disgrace. If it isn’t salt & vinegar, the follow up should be “which country did you move from to the UK?”
**excluding salt and vinegar

one would assume it would be 100% salt and vinegar and then the 3rd addition is the separation.
I saw that, but frankly the answer is "salt & vinegar" - if the interviewer said "yeah, but what else?", they should have been rebuked immediately!! :beer3:
Still.... it's pretty much spot on. It was 100% accurate for me ..... including the "curry sauce" lol
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IraHayes wrote:Still.... it's pretty much spot on. It was 100% accurate for me ..... including the "curry sauce" lol
What happened to the tartar sauce going on the fish and ketchup going on the chips?

Had Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips as a child. They were so good. Nice malt vinegar, topped with tartar sauce, and fries crowned with tangy ketchup. When I asked why, the reply was because they were English, not American.

Of course this was decades ago, and British tastes have changed since then. Never found another one.
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