yong wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 12:17 pm An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life."

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f#@k her again."

i dont get why the pregnant girl need to be italian in this joke

Khmer joke from FB..strange translation but you'll get the drift..

A man has 3 girlfriends but don't know which woman should marry. That man decided to divide money for 3 women in 1 people 5000 $ and let's see how they spend.

The 1th girl get money to buy new clothes, hair, nails, nails, legs and tell her boyfriend:
I get money to make yourself beautiful for you because I love you so much.

The 2th girl get money to buy golf tickets, buy CD, buy TV, buy stereo for boyfriend:
I bought all these for you because I love you.

The 3th girl hold money 5000 $ buy company. After the price of the company is up to 2, he paid 5000 $ boyfriend's money and continue to do it with some money left.
I get money to eat for our future because I love you so much.

But the man who was his boyfriend had long thought and decided to spend the two women's money. Last of the man chose the woman who had the biggest breasts.