Oh, You Internet.

Yeah, that place out 'there'. Anything not really Cambodia related should go here.
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Post by Username Taken » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:37 pm

The Zipper

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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.


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Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'


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The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am,
normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
... give 'em a quick, short, sharp shock ...

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Username Taken » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:39 pm

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... give 'em a quick, short, sharp shock ...

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by yong » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:29 am

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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Username Taken » Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:00 pm

^^^^ Took me a while to work out what we were looking at there too. :facepalm:
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by hanno » Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:46 pm

Username Taken wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:00 pm
^^^^ Took me a while to work out what we were looking at there too. :facepalm:
I still haven't figured it out.
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by Shazza » Fri Jul 31, 2020 3:23 pm

Me too, I suppose that what happens when your blonde. Is it the two bums 😳
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Re: Oh, You Internet.

Post by IraHayes » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:45 pm

No sure if sarcasm was intended with the "still don't know what i'm looking at post"

But its 2 hands (palm up) cupping some compost with a plant in it.
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